be creative please....I need a good laugh!
2007-03-31 19:45:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
AHHH-SOOOO Grasshoppa... You will have viorent Diarrhea shortry after reaving this restaurant.. .. Hey .. Its cat .. what do you expect...
2007-03-31 19:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Only if you remember to say the words "Between the sheets" after you read the fortune!
Fortune: In your adventure-filled life, the karmic winds will swirl, the Hammer of Thor shall raise up and shoot lightening bolts into your path but after all you will rise to the top and dance the siren's dance tempting men who adore you . . . Between the Sheets!!
You need to order Chinese more often!! LOL
2007-04-01 02:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Help. I am trapped in a fortune cookie factory. Enclosed in the next cookie is a map.
2007-04-01 02:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by ahandle101 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The message inside your fortune cookie would say "Your Fortune can be viewed at:"
http://www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com/fortune-cookie-quotes.html
( everything has a web address these days !! )
2007-04-01 02:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fortune Cookie is sleeping, try again later.
2007-04-01 02:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by ZAK ATTAK 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You will win a million dollars this week and you'll be so grateful to this fortune cookie you will not eat it, so instead you'll share that million with it.
2007-04-01 02:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't believe anything you ever read in a fortune cookie.
It would keep them confused.
2007-04-01 02:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You will win the $3 Billion dollar lottery.
2007-04-01 02:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by Agent319.007 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations! It's a boy!
That would scare the sheep out of a lot of people.
hehe
2007-04-01 02:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Nyx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You would have been wise to eat at home. Go to the hospital immediately!
2007-04-01 03:00:35 · answer #10 · answered by sillkee1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋