A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!" "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm."Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
2007-03-31 17:57:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
why can't it be a Lebanese joke? do you even know any jewish people?
being that i'm jewish, i've heard much much funnier jewish jokes
2/10
2007-03-31 22:12:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 7⤋
Definitely 10/10
2007-04-01 05:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by dream_angel 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I thought it was very cute. If I had to rate it from 1 to 10 (meaning a 10 is the max) I would definitely give it a 30 with two thumbs up.
I truely enjoyed this joke. please continue to send more jokes.
have a good day and an excellent Easter Week.
2007-04-01 11:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by soar_2307 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff. A beautiful example of reality denial to keep up with the Cohen's.Score 10 out of 10
2007-03-31 21:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by sistablu...Maat 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL,funny one,8/10
2007-04-01 02:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by Pinky 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i'd rate your joke a perfect 10/10
2007-04-01 11:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by conde_c_b 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10
Toushka
2007-04-01 21:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by .... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
HA HA HA
where do you come up with those jokes...so funny
Gh is the BEST
Thanks for the good laugh
oh rate it 10
2007-03-31 19:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
That's a great joke very funny. I don't see why it is a Jewish joke, except maybe that the stereotype of Jewish people is that they are affluent. I like it. I give it a 9 for originality.
2007-03-31 18:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by unlvraptor 4 · 3⤊ 5⤋
This one is really nice i would give it 7/10
2007-03-31 21:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by Reasonable 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
wanna be my mistress, funy 10/10
2007-04-01 01:19:57 · answer #11 · answered by Me Myself and I 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋