It will have to be over the phone, because he lives in another state. I don't want anything too cruel, just funny.
2007-03-31 17:53:50 · 8 answers · asked by Gail Michelle 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Tell him you are eloping to Las Vegas, and you want his help in breaking it to your parents. (If you are already married, this is even funnier.) Your fiance is really a creep, but you are viewing him through the eyes of love; like, maybe a big strong biker with the most artistic tattoos you've ever seen. His ex-girlfriend has stopped stalking him, and his five children are the cutest things you've ever seen. (-: Something like that.
2007-03-31 18:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by Madame M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i comprehend a strong shaggy dog tale. If there remains ice and snow the position you're at, this may artwork: come across a ditch on the facet of the street that became complete of water and has frozen over. purchase some total fish on the save and spread them out everywhere in the ice. Then drill a hollow in the ice and drop in a fishing line and act like you're ice fishing. because of all the fish you spread on the ice, human beings will imagine you're genuinely catching fish on the facet of the street. Then deliver your brother out so he can do a touch "fishing" and video tape him at the same time as he's doing it. it really is the right!
2016-12-03 02:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Once you do that then you can start to worry about getting back together with your ex, other wise you will find that you are fighting about all the same things and getting no where. Do what it takes and I promise things will work out in your favor.
The funny thing is I came to the realization that I had to change a little too late. After I was kicked out and after I was about to lose the only things that truly mattered to me - her love. A funny thing happens when we truly love someone and lose them. We do what ever it takes to get them back. For me I had to drop bad habits that had caused not only our relationship to sour but practically every other relationship I had had in the past. Not only with women, but with friends, co-workers, family, you name it.
Which is why I say to you as my ex at the time said to me, the only thing you can do is change yourself. Work on yourself and improve on the person that you already are. Drop the negative things in your life that don't belong there and you will see all of your relationships start to take off to new heights.
2016-04-23 17:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could create an e-mail account on yahoo or something with their own name and send them weird e-mails from it.
Or
Fake scratch off lottery tickets, fake letter stating they've been selected for something great or something that scares the sh** out of them!
2007-04-01 03:33:37 · answer #4 · answered by Reserved 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have someone else call him and tell him that he is on the radio and that he just won a new truck or a $100,000.00!!!!!
2007-03-31 17:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by beckini 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you've went to the other "side" of the fence,lol!
2007-03-31 18:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell him that you're pregnant with his baby.
2007-03-31 17:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by rick h 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
say ur in big trouble...lolz
2007-03-31 17:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by WINKS 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋