I'd dress you in a French Maid outfit and give you a whole list of chores.....
1. wash my undies with woolite in the sink
2.on your hands and knees.....scrub my floors
3.give me a foot rub RIGHT NOW!
4. Polish my shoes with your tounge
5. clean my bathtub with that yak hair of yours
6. give my Pug a bath...she stinks
2007-03-31 20:34:41
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd make you get on your hands and knees and lick the outside of my toilet bowl. Then if your really good you can clean my litter box with your teeth. Your such a bad boy. Do you need a spanking or a nut crunching?
2007-04-01 00:51:50
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answered by Shrew 6
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You can watch the kids while I go to change the laundry from the washer to the dryer.
Put the kettle on.
2007-04-01 02:24:43
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answered by Elun 3
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i would never make a visiter do chores. but if you insisted...lol...i have a back injury and have the most difficulty mopping the kitchen floor.
2007-04-01 00:49:26
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answered by pirate00girl 6
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The dishes and my fridge needs a good clean down
2007-04-01 00:47:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Put the trash out.its a mans job and I don't have a man around.
what time are you gonna be around since you're gonna be busy with the others.
2007-04-01 00:50:52
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answered by up4anything 5
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if you're offering...I mean...well, you can start with the dishes. then clean the bathroom, it's really in pretty good condition. the kitchen sink is draining slow--so you could fix that up too. thanks. I'll bake you some cookies.
2007-04-01 00:56:15
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answered by Anonymous
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well, since my g/f wont do anything around here, dishes first, then clean the bathroom, then laundry, then straighten up the bedroom, her crap is EVERYWHERE, and i am getting tired of doing most of this sh*t myself
2007-04-01 01:04:48
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answered by Berkly M 4
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None,you're a guest in my house.
2007-04-01 00:55:49
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answered by fantasy_lady428 5
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clean the cat litter box
2007-04-01 00:48:22
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answered by ICEMAN 5
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