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I'd take him to rehab and offer to keep his dark secret for a small price.

2007-03-31 17:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

Reaction 1:Scream
Reaction 2: Wet myself
Reaction 3: Kick his fat a$$ out of the house and take the presents unless there crappy.
LOL!
I love santa can you tell?

2007-03-31 17:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by brettbear 3 · 1 0

Break into the song "If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Baked a Cake

2007-03-31 17:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0 0

why is there a red gum drop in my living room? *smacks it with broom* oh, sorry santa. now gimme my ipod! hey no fair, i ordered black not pink! i mean, uh......here have a cookie, i made them. a little burned but that's what the milks for.

he'll probably never come back next year, that's what happened to the easter bunny, cupid, tooth fairy,and mr. pot of gold.

2007-03-31 17:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by NeonZebra 4 · 0 0

I would think there was something wrong with me, because I don't have a chimney.

2007-03-31 17:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by atcblue05 6 · 0 0

The squirrels are storing their nuts in the chimney again.

2007-03-31 17:09:59 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2 0

I'd wonder where that chimney came from

2007-03-31 17:11:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's Santa! Can I have my presents!! Oh yeah I forgot to make some cookies! Do you like fat free milk?

2007-03-31 17:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would say "dude, that is so cool, I didn't even know I had a chimney".

2007-03-31 17:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by sideways 7 · 1 0

I would probably be freaked out at first, but then I would be like, " Hey, I was good all year just ask my husband, so where is my bag full of fun stuff?"

2007-03-31 17:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by Pixie 4 · 0 0

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