I'd take him to rehab and offer to keep his dark secret for a small price.
2007-03-31 17:10:23
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answer #1
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answered by ? 6
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Reaction 1:Scream
Reaction 2: Wet myself
Reaction 3: Kick his fat a$$ out of the house and take the presents unless there crappy.
LOL!
I love santa can you tell?
2007-03-31 17:11:30
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answer #2
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answered by brettbear 3
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Break into the song "If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Baked a Cake
2007-03-31 17:22:58
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answered by Jim M 4
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why is there a red gum drop in my living room? *smacks it with broom* oh, sorry santa. now gimme my ipod! hey no fair, i ordered black not pink! i mean, uh......here have a cookie, i made them. a little burned but that's what the milks for.
he'll probably never come back next year, that's what happened to the easter bunny, cupid, tooth fairy,and mr. pot of gold.
2007-03-31 17:18:43
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answer #4
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answered by NeonZebra 4
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I would think there was something wrong with me, because I don't have a chimney.
2007-03-31 17:12:43
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answered by atcblue05 6
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The squirrels are storing their nuts in the chimney again.
2007-03-31 17:09:59
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answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7
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I'd wonder where that chimney came from
2007-03-31 17:11:05
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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It's Santa! Can I have my presents!! Oh yeah I forgot to make some cookies! Do you like fat free milk?
2007-03-31 17:10:04
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answered by Anonymous
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I would say "dude, that is so cool, I didn't even know I had a chimney".
2007-03-31 17:10:27
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answered by sideways 7
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I would probably be freaked out at first, but then I would be like, " Hey, I was good all year just ask my husband, so where is my bag full of fun stuff?"
2007-03-31 17:10:40
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answer #10
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answered by Pixie 4
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