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Because he has diabetes and he checks his blood sugar often. Can you say the same? No. Of course not. So why are you surprised that you have gravy flowing through your veins, especially after you were involved in that tragic nude karaoke accident and had to take a blood transfusion from Dwight Schultz.

Your body fluids need to be thinned out and they need to be thinned out fast. I suggest strenuous exercise while high on pep pills and goofballs. It's the right thing to do and the right way to do it.

2007-03-31 17:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3 0

That nice Quaker Oats man would never stab anybody. Must be an imposter.

2007-03-31 17:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by lucy02 6 · 0 0

Its because your really Kernal Saunders. Thats good gravy coming out of your wound I think you should mop it up with some tasty fruit loops.

2007-03-31 17:09:02 · answer #3 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 1 0

OOOh bad luck. I think you've hit KFC a few times too many in the past month? Hmmm? Now you've got gravy blood.

2007-03-31 17:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by 1K 6 · 1 0

He wanted to sow his wild oats. And what kind of gravy is it, dark, or light?

2007-03-31 17:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1 0

Well that would be because of the lack of squirrel pie in your system. I recommend stapler juice as a quick fix.

2007-03-31 17:08:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He stabbed your gravy container,bet that hurt.

2007-03-31 17:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by PMS Woman 5 · 1 0

Some kind of birth defect. Or you're a mashed potato.

Nice avatar. PBS rocks.

2007-03-31 17:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by spaldingpunk 3 · 1 0

Cause you ate the brown acid

(Its cool man...everything will be fine...you're just trippin)

2007-03-31 17:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because you are dreaming the entire thing.

2007-03-31 17:08:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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