cause i do
2007-03-31 15:59:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
All right, that's it--
I'll see you in Virginia City tomorrow with my .50 Casaul!!
Let them young'uns alone, boy!
2007-03-31 16:05:32 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol...i took a mint when i was babysitting and she cried so i gave it back :i. anyway...if your evil then you might like dead baby jokes, however youve probobly heard of them, heres a few...mwuahaha!
* What's red and hangs in the corner?
* Baby on a meat-hook
* What's green and sits in the corner?
* Same baby three weeks later.
* What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and a dead baby?
* About 25 minutes of cook time
* The baby has more white meat
* What's the difference between a dead baby and a dinner plate?
* You can't eat your dinner plate after you're done scraping it with a fork.
* The dinner plate crunches more
What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
What is brown and keeps its juices in?
A baby in an oven bag.
What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?
About 10 minutes in a microwave.
What's small, brown, goes around in circles and taps on the window?
What's red and white and bubbles all over?
Baby in a microwave
What's small, brown, and spits?
Baby in a frying pan
How do you get 1000 babies in a telephone booth?
Blender
How do you get them out?
Straw or Doritos
Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch its expression change.
Why should you put them in face first?
To see their toes curl up into little fists.
What goes red white, red, white, pink, red?
What's red and chunky and travels, in a circle, at 190 mph?
A baby in a blender
How is a baby like a grape?
They both give a little wine when you squish them.
How do you make a dead baby float?
One scoop of dead baby and three scoops of ice cream.
Take your foot off its head
What's the difference between an orange and a baby?
You have to peel an orange before eating it.
What do you call a baby in a blender?
Lunch.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a baby
uhm, yea ok im gonna stop now before you like call the cops...lol. jk. pretty sick stuff
2007-04-01 01:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by kykygoo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you stand the crying? Anyone who thinks that's an easy thing to do, never took candy from a baby!
2007-03-31 23:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by sustasue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only take candy from baby Niglets.
2007-03-31 23:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by Robert Shelton 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if it's really good candy and I'm really hungry!
2007-03-31 23:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by Pixie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no.. Im not soo into candy anymore.
2007-03-31 23:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by sellatieeat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i can buy my candy
2007-03-31 23:02:25 · answer #7 · answered by June 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your for real....I'll give you a one way ticket to SAN QUENTION...they'll take candy from you...***** !!!
2007-03-31 23:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew it you look like a predator
2007-03-31 23:02:02 · answer #9 · answered by Praiser in the storm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all
2007-03-31 23:01:29 · answer #10 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋