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Should I rescue the cat before my husband chases it up a tree again and I have to call the fire department to rescue him?

2007-03-31 14:32:18 · 26 answers · asked by mrsfeelsgreat19f 1 in Politics & Government Politics

26 answers

Fire Departments don't do that any more.

2007-03-31 14:44:47 · answer #1 · answered by taxidriver 4 · 0 0

Does your husband bark at the moon often? Now he's chasing cats, who do you think you need to call?

2007-03-31 21:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by phylobri 4 · 3 0

Cone on now. We do like to have a little fun from time to time. When the wives leave the door open we sometimes just have to howel and chase p-u-s-s-y.

Give him a break and let him enjoy until he comes home then you can chain him again.

2007-03-31 21:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No. Save the cat and leave him in the tree

2007-03-31 21:44:20 · answer #4 · answered by Spring loaded horsie 5 · 1 0

Since this is the second question about your husband,
it might be time to ignore everything & get a new husband.

2007-03-31 21:42:20 · answer #5 · answered by Calee 6 · 1 0

What good would calling anyone do? They're too busy eating their donuts to worry about a cat. When you call for help anymore you have to offer food!

JUST GIVE US THE DONUTS AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT!!!!!!!!

2007-03-31 21:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by Williamstown 5 · 1 0

first..contact a psychologist or your family doctor..second keep away your belongings, pets, yourself and others from your husband to assure that nobody will get hurt while he is still in his "moments"...third, Do not accuse your husband as a ware wolf..the tales are not true...it is either he has problems or he just wants you to know something (he wants attention)
I hope that your husband will get better soon

2007-03-31 21:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by lorenzo_espacio 2 · 1 0

This has nothing to do with politics; why's it in here?

You're an imaginative lass - I'll give you an imaginative answer.

He has rabies. Get a shot, then put him to sleep.

2007-03-31 21:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by The Bacon Baron 3 · 0 0

Feed him dog food. It's cheaper. But, don't let him sit on the back of the couch. If he bends down to lick himself he will fall off and break his neck.
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2007-03-31 21:37:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Time to plug him with the old .45

2007-03-31 21:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by k Marx ii 3 · 1 0

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