Does anyone have plans for an inexpensive home made space ship ?

Question

I want to go to venus and find the guy that makes all the women and shake his hand for being a genius.

Answer 1

Sure, but it's more of a Grand Theft Auto thing. Some how you have to lure the space aliens to an open field. wait til they come out of their craft. Pop out of your secret dug in well concealed hole and yell Wolverines. And then Yell " Give me your space craft, or I'll shoot."

Answer 2

You need an Orange (obviously and clockworkOne):

Test pilot Major Major landed at Mojave Airport, about 80 miles north of Los Angeles, California, after taking the rocket plane ClockworkOne to an altitude of more than 100 kilometers -- the internationally recognized boundary of space.

Major told reporters he had "a hell of a view from 62 miles."

"The colors were pretty staggering from up there," he said.

"Looking from the Earth up there, you know, it's almost a religious experience. You can see the curvature of the Earth, better than Dolly Parton. I could see all the way out, way out past the nipples."

ClockworkOne lifted off early Monday morning in the Mojave Desert, carried by an Orange.

As the pair approached 50,000 feet, ClockworkOne decoupled from the Orange. After a brief glide, Major Major wound up the spacecraft and ascended into space at Mach 3, three times the speed of sound.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

No, but I believe if you eat enough TV dinners, and save the plates, the aluminum will do a great job of making the outer shell. You should try that.

Answer 5

lol, I have some old soup cans you can use... oh, and a bunny ear antennae if it helps... but I want to come along for the ride too! And I'm with Comet... we need to swing by Mars... that fellow deserves a pat on the back too...

Answer 6

Ask Captain Kirk.

Answer 7

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Answer 8

in science we put some alkaseltzer in vinigar or something like that and made a little bottle cap fly in the air, so if you buy a few hundred thousand alkaseltzer tablets and a few thousand gallons of vinigar then I bet you could do it

Answer 9

I have a wind up one in my basement, but you have to turn the key on it like 33,854,24534,789,004 times to get to Venus.

Can we take a little side trip to Mars so I can personally thank them?

Answer 10

just make sure you dont accidentally end up on mars first and get mobed for your spaceship, i hear the men there are unforgiving and will slit your throat to get to venus :P.