body invading Ur space what is the best lie u ever told ........to get them off ur back....
2007-03-31 08:59:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There was this guy (years ago) who really just could not seem to get it through his head that I was not interested in him. At first, he seemed really nice, so I did have coffee with him once and I gave him my number. He called and called and called and no matter how many times I said "no", he just did not seem to get it. One night he called me and asked me out AGAIN, and I suddenly just blurted out (from somewhere in left field) that I had been to the doctor and found out that I had gonorrhea. I promised that I would go out with him as soon as the antibiotics kicked in and I started to feel better. Funny--he never called again........
2007-03-31 09:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pulled out my trusty collapsible night stick and said "back off or you are gonna have a big problem and have to see an orthodonist, that's a doctor who fixes teeth." He decided to back off for someone reason...
2007-03-31 16:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took a huge step back and just told them.
2007-03-31 16:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have lice and its really contaigious
2007-03-31 16:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none. just farted. they backed off quick style
2007-03-31 16:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I gotta crap, take a hike!
2007-03-31 16:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart and say i have not been feeling good.
2007-03-31 20:46:43 · answer #7 · answered by paul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I have syphillis"
That got rid of 'em
2007-03-31 16:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just farted.
2007-03-31 16:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by TWT 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋