i am wondering what to get my ex for his b'day. which shall i get?
a stinky dog poo wrapped in newspaper and set on fire once carefully placed on his door step and ringing his door bell and running off
or pouring paint stripper on his car..
any suggestions?
i am a peace loving kinda gal
2007-03-31 08:57:07 · 14 answers · asked by vix s 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
If you are a peace loving kinda gal! I think you should leave well alone. Why do something that will just belittle you. Do'nt rise to the bait I'm sure you are a much better person than this
2007-03-31 09:42:23 · answer #1 · answered by cid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope this is a joke. Girl, you need to move on. Don't waste your time and thoughts on this situation. It is obviously over, so just move on.
If you must give him something, write him a nice card and tell him that you hope he finds happiness wherever his life takes him. Then you need to move on and find your own happiness. And believe me (I know, cuz I was immature once too) although you think doing stupid stuff like this is bringing you happiness, it isn't.
2007-03-31 09:03:56 · answer #2 · answered by animal lover 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the one with his car, better yet you should take maxi pads and put ketchup and fruit punch on them, then stick a whole bunch all over his car. he'll freak out really bad.
LOL >_<
well if you do the stinky poo one, his dad might open the door and not him. unless he lives on his own.
anyways have fun!
2007-03-31 09:00:32 · answer #3 · answered by leslie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your indifference toward him would most likely be the most disturbing thing he could experience.
Any other action by you, however well-deserved it may be, will only give him anecdotes to tell his friends about how much you still want him.
Don't give him the satisfaction.
2007-03-31 09:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd send a 'Wriggler Surprise' round for him.
I think he would really appreciate a couple of pints of maggots through his letterbox. You could even tie little bows around each one...depends how much time you have to prepare...
2007-03-31 09:02:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you are full of anger, not peace. You should forgive and then you might have that peace you talk about. No guy is worth having that kind of anger over. What goes around will come around, have faith.
2007-03-31 09:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie F 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why settle for just one? I am sure he deserves the very best!
My favorite gifts for exes have always been:
Cat hair meatloaf
ex-lax brownies
Milk of Magnesia Choc/Mint soft serve ice cream.
2007-03-31 09:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by Yomi 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Walk away and find someone who'd like a nice present for their birthday.
2007-03-31 10:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" comes to mind here. I can see why you're his ex.
2007-03-31 10:40:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog poo is played out. Why don't you hire a bunch of gay strippers to dance for him at his job. LOL!!!!!!!
2007-03-31 09:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by lando 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋