The exhibit " Gums of Wonder" has been a huge draw, as well as the "Root Canal Rapids Water Ride." My "Spit and Rinse" water cannon play area has been a huge hit with the younger crowd, as well as my "Plaque Attack Roller Coaster Ride.
2007-03-31 07:25:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Gyorzk, its about time you found something you could sink your teeth into. I assume the roller coaster plunges into a deep dark cavity, the king and queen of the parades wear crowns, and you have somewhere in the park for canines. Dont you hate it when your customers leave their gums everywhere and you have to take a pair of inscisors to cut it out.
2007-03-31 11:30:36 · answer #1 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO @ Marianne_not_Gingervitis!!!!!!!
A floss oriented theme park? Ok so is it going to be one of those places that strings you along? Trying to sell you something? Always trying to be the middle man..... getting in between you and your pocket book? Digging out dirt on me just to use against me later? I"m not trusting this concept.
Now if you promise to include Timmy the Tooth as the park mascot this could work. So brush up on the concept and maybe get some plaques out to advertise.
Hey.... if Dolly Parton can do it....... Flossyland can too!
2007-03-31 20:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to remain silent but I am placqued by an answer. I'm sure I should have brushed up on the subject first, but here goes. I envision a theatre in your theme park, with semi circular seating in which the seats all look like teeth, backdrop of the stage is designed to look like the back of the mouth complete with uvula and tonsils, and the orchestra pit looks like a tongue. Ok, I've lost my mind.
2007-04-01 17:57:33 · answer #3 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you purchase a ticket does the booth attendant say, "Open wide?" ( In reference to your wallet, of course.) Do tickets allow visitors to come after each meal? What about laughing gas? Is it pumped continuously into the park so that participants don't even know or care if they're having fun?
I think you've got a winner.
2007-03-31 14:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Considering the number of dentists in this world (as many as lawyers it seems) your park should be filled to capacity.
Now to draw in the rest of us who aren't dentists.....you must have an attraction where we get to drill the dentists.
You would have hundreds of chairs lined up, they will get paid for sitting in the chair and your lines will never stop.....because we sure want to inflict what they have been doing all our lives...lol
You can call it the Secret Chamber of Horrors...they will never know till they sit in that chair.
Didn't know I was such a sadist, did you?
2007-03-31 16:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Lol funny idea though. Why would you go to the dentist theme park when you can enter a world of promised magic?
2007-03-31 14:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You absolutely need some amalgum caves,the entrance would look like a big wide open mouth...with a water ride through it ,called rinse and slobber......
2007-03-31 18:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course it will. And don't you have a theme restaurant there called "Drill Works"? I'm sure it will be a real scream for the kiddies and old folks alike.
2007-03-31 14:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It that the one based on Frank Zappa's "Montana"?
Free pygmy pony rides and zircon-encrusted tweezers for everyone!
2007-04-01 15:38:59 · answer #9 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I imagine the lines would be a lot shorter. I'd definitely go just for that reason!
2007-03-31 17:17:15 · answer #10 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋