She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" " My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said.
2007-03-31 07:17:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Brilliant! Mine needs ironing too!!
2007-03-31 07:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by jammer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, This needs to be in the joke section, if its not. Truly I don't know where I am. I was reading some answers and this question was at the end of that.~~Cute tale anyway. Not true.
Would you believe my youngest and last of 5 is getting married in 1 hr and 15 minutes~Gotta run. Will be 3 pm CT..
How about saying a little something to the Bride & Groom, Kevin & Barbara~~``Thanks a bunch & God bless you~~~Jill
2007-03-31 07:49:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jill ❤'s U.S.A 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i love it!!! I genuinely have a shaggy dog tale too... A pregnant Irish lady from Dublin is centred on a automobile coincidence and falls right into a deep coma. Asleep for almost 6 months, at the same time as she wakes up she sees that she is not any longer pregnant and frantically asks the healthcare specialist about her infant. The healthcare specialist replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a lady. Your Uncle from Cork got here in and named them." the female thinks to herself, "Oh No, no longer my Uncle... he's an nutcase!" She asks the healthcare specialist,” properly, what's the lady's call?" "Denise." "Wow, it is not any longer a foul call, i love it! what's the boy's call?" "Denephew." Haha!! i love this shaggy dog tale, too...
2016-12-03 02:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dressed it up again to a Punch line I heard before . V-Good.
2007-03-31 09:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good ha ha ha buts eres an ending she get up and throws the ironing board at her husband then leaves him 4 ever!!!!!!
2007-03-31 07:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not trying that one - my husband would walk right past and not even notice me!!
2007-03-31 10:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely fantastic!! Thank you for making me smile :)
2007-03-31 07:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by squirrellondon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to cute- sounds like a lots of us. including me
2007-03-31 07:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*LOL* very good!!!!!
Think I'll keep my love dress under wraps
2007-03-31 11:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by laplandfan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2007-03-31 07:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋