Quotes you remember from people in real life?

Question

For some reason, we always remember certain things people we know say, even when some of the things they say aren't that important (though some ARE important). Here are some that I will always remember for whatever reason. My cousin: "This song reminds me of my girl." My childhood English teacher: "When you're little, you notice colors, lights, clouds, everything. When you grow up, it's different, they're just....there." My older sister: "Why do you always care about what people think about you?" A friend: "People don't get fat by eating a lot every second, they get fat by eating at the wrong times." My mom: "We have never had a good conversation." Another friend: "At least my partner helps me." Unknown guy in my English class: "I love everyone in my family and would die for any of them any second." Unknown guy in my French class: "I don't want to grow up, I want to be a junior forever." Another friend: "He looks like a teletubbie." That's all I could remember today. Your turn

Answer 1

nothing gets a duck in trouble like his bill....my dad
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if you shut up and listen sometimes you might learn something...my dad
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you have one mouth and two ears....listen more than you speak...my dad
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eat a beaver and save a tree....
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what you want in a man at 18 is not what you want at 21...my mom
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Answer 2

My mom said once opinions are like assholes everyone has one an it stuck with me!
My cousin said smelling a food is just as good as tasting it about the the same! an i was like six so i was running around sniffing every food item in sight if that worked what a great diet plan it would be lol
My lil brother says are you sped when someone is actin or sayin somthing stupid an i think that is hilarious!Definition of sped a person who attends special education classes!Thats all that come to mind right now!!

Answer 3

My favourites...

My friend Larissa... "Leonard Cohen lethargically tilts my world."
My Derrick... "Call a Spade a pig - that's what I say!"
My nephew by love and friendship, Bailey (age 6 at the time)... "We drove everyone pajamas!"

Great question, by the way!

Answer 4

My ol' man used to say, "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see, and you'll never have an problems in life". It's a saying I live ny every day. lso,"If you're ever down by the river, drop in!". Also, " If I don't see ya before it rains, piss on ya!".

Answer 5

My sister "Men are like buses, there will always be another one along soon"

My granny "Children are supposed to be spoiled that's why they're called children"

My friend Brian "What's done is done and can't be undone, so stop thinking about it"

Answer 6

This is originally spoken in Tagalog (language from Philippines), but I translated so you can understand:
"Let's not pass this grading so that we would have another prom" - from a senior highschool to his classmate

Answer 7

1. if you are going to let people make decisions for you, you better hope they make the right choices.

2. a day isn't a day unless you've smiled

3. true love waits.

Answer 8

"OH, I SEE HOW IT IS....I SEE HOW IT IS!!!" - a girl going psycho when she saw my friend talking to a guy. kind of a long story..

When I told my friend that life for me was bittersweet, he asked "Been kissed by the lips of reality?" and I had no idea.

Answer 9

"life is a legend" my old art teacher at Pace university

Answer 10

"You guys we're so weird. LETS BUY ZWAK!!!"
- My friend Allison in the grocery store

Answer 11

"it is what it is"
"people are the most honest when they are drunk"
"there's always gonna be people that will put you down because they feel bad about themselves"