Dont talk with your mouth full!!!
My last encounter with the english language was when i was building a garage to which i exclaimed
"if you dont stop screwing it like that you will snap the head off it and then youll be sorry"...............................................................................................................................My elderly neighbour was not amused when his wife laughed and muttered "fat chance, he hasnt touched it in years!"
i also work in a bowling alley where people always giggle saying "my balls are stuck" or the classic "i can find any balls for my small fingers" or if theres a problem with the sweet vendor its usually " my fudge is stuck and i cant get it out"
hope this helps!!!
:)
2007-03-31 04:11:05
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answered by david k 4
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When i was small i heard some of my friends saying "hows ure mickie". I thought it meant "hows the form" until i said it to my mother and got a smack across the face. It means "hows ure willy". I didnt say it to anyone again i can tell you!
2007-03-31 11:07:34
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answered by tomy 3
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One time I wert to our local store, where I know everyone and I asked the old guy who worked there , his name is howard, I said "Howard, do you have cotton balls?"......he takes a deep breath, and said "I certainly hope not.....!!!!
There were about 10 other people in line......needless to say, I was pretty embarrassed!!!!
2007-03-31 11:08:46
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answered by Anonymous
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All the time, I work with the most perverted people, They take everything I say wrong.
2007-03-31 11:08:47
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answered by denny 4
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All the time - I can find a dirty meaning to anything...mind in the gutter and all that!
2007-03-31 11:05:15
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answered by Trish 5
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Yes, like what's a banana sucker...lol...it's actually a type of tree.
2007-03-31 11:07:05
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answered by Anonymous
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I like to eat pie.
no really, strawberry/rhubarb is my favourite!
2007-03-31 11:06:10
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answered by Anonymous
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No, I usually think before I speak.
2007-03-31 11:06:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes i am known for putting my foot in it..
2007-03-31 11:05:17
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answered by Bella 7
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i like the way you do that,can you come here for me
2007-03-31 11:06:47
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answered by gone fishing! 5
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