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he was a handy dighwayman, so full of good intentions,
he spanked my wife and took the monkey!

2007-03-31 11:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes, an acquaintance who had a speech impediment was buying a horse, and asked if the could see the horse ****.

2007-03-31 03:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by ra63 6 · 2 0

Hmmm....that explains why it was that a man with a knife demanded that I give up my valet.
I totally misunderstood, and went home to sack my manservant.

2007-03-31 14:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by x 7 · 0 0

Yes he asked for my necklace and earwings so I hit him and told him they weren't that big.What did he think I was going to do flap em and fly away!

2007-03-31 03:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not by a highway man, but yes with my ex.

2007-03-31 03:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

No a stutterer... It was the longest three minute hold up I've ever hhhhh-heardd...

2007-03-31 03:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, on April fools. And I laughed and said take the b!tch.

2007-03-31 03:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You must be wayhigh man! By the way- give me your honey! I need it for my toast.

2007-03-31 05:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0 0

OMG has that happened to you too ! I feel so much better now cos no one believed me.

2007-03-31 05:09:44 · answer #9 · answered by Dorian 3 · 0 0

Lol......I'm guessing alot of people would be handing their wives over right? haha

2007-03-31 03:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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