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I'm vacationing at the beach this summer and heard they are everywhere .

2007-03-30 18:04:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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LMAO I am speechless .....even I can't believe that! You get 10 points!!! LOL!!!!

2007-03-30 18:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1 0

are you joking? i once had a boyfriend who told me he got ''crabs'' from the beach! he was a LIAR! the type of crabs that take up residency on a human body are very teeny tiny, like the size of the head of a straight pin or smaller. the crabs on the beach are easily seen, and don't like humans. the beach is safe from crabs - the dirty motel bed is to be feared.

2007-03-31 01:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by eclecticmoon 2 · 1 0

Um.. Yeah, they are and they're a lot harder to get rid of than the other kind... No paraffin and a wire brush for these little mites. It's a complicated technique that involves dropping your pants, making ocean sounds and engaging the help of a blow torch. That said, just don't sleep with any mermaids and you'll be fine. Mind you, that's easier said than done...

2007-03-31 01:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 2 0

Only if you're another sand crab.

2007-03-31 01:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Suqui 3 · 1 0

Sand crabs are adorable.. and no they are not contagious.

You are way too funny!

2007-03-31 01:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by Speedy 6 · 2 0

Yeah, and I got gonorrhea from a tractor...

2007-03-31 01:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by Alexander D 2 · 2 0

Naw, they're crustacean man

sh^rk

2007-03-31 01:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Celestial Sh^rk 3 · 2 0

they are just Dungeness crabs

2007-03-31 01:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

only if you tan on lake erie

2007-03-31 01:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Only if you stick them, down your pants (underwear)....

2007-03-31 01:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by Porcelain Doll 6 · 2 0

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