A friend of mine said she got so drunk, when she woke up, all of these people were staring at her, she finally realized she had fallin a sleep in the lap of one of those fountain satues in a downtown city, the water was flowing around her but it was dry where she was sitting. Said she didn't remember how she got there. I thought this was the funniest freaking thing I had ever heard.
2007-03-30
17:04:17
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OMG I'm lmao at your stories, my stomach hurts. Thanks for sharing. Who says we have to go out to have fun on a Friday night?
2007-03-30
17:20:48 ·
update #1
I just noticed I spelled statue wrong, duh.
2007-03-30
18:30:31 ·
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I don't like to wait to give a best answer, and I have to say, most of your answers had me rolling and laughing out loud. I wish I could pick most all of you but there can be only one...this is hard.
2007-03-30
20:58:00 ·
update #3
THE JUDGING...
I have to give honorable mentions before I choose the best answer because I thought most of them were good so without further adue...
Honorable mention...Pattycak
"got naked at a party and the guys hid my clothes and called my parents to pick me up and my dad was pissed that they stole my clothes and i had to leave with my dad wearing only a sheet."
3rd Place...Jupe XII
"ran down an ally, towards my neighbors house and didn't see the chain across it at my shins. I ate ****. I'm not sure if anyone saw, I just got up and continued"
2nd Place..Apapillo
"Changing a diaper- not sure where I put it at. Hang over the toilet. Going into the neighbors house and sleeping in their bed."
And the one that had me in tears...The First place answer...
well you'll have to see my best answer.
2007-03-30
21:16:13 ·
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I was drinking everclear 95% with absinthe to get to sleep. Did not help much after a while. I would sit by the open window waiting for the little night creatures to fly in. I found a poor little dead one once and cried myself to sleep on the floor. I went to bury it the next morning but couldn't find it so cried the day away.
Now that I am sober I find that my most embarrassing memory.
Rose P.
2007-03-30 17:14:45
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answered by rose p 7
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I had my friend over for dinner and I didn't have a table so we had eating on the floor. I was getting drunk and we having a grand ol' time. I knocked my plate over and I was laughing so hard that I was rolling in it. What a dork I was.
I guess I don't have any naked stories sorry. LOL
2007-03-30 17:09:42
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answered by Evey 6
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ran down an ally, towards my neighbors house and didn't see the chain across it at my shins. I ate ****. I'm not sure if anyone saw, I just got up and continued
2007-03-30 17:10:01
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answered by MamaJupe 5
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Changing a diaper- not sure where I put it at.
Hang over the toilet. Going into the neighbors house and sleeping in their bed.
2007-03-30 17:09:58
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answered by Anonymous
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suggested going to a porn shop and when we got there i was like what are we doing here i wanna go home? they said you wanted 2 come here(like you should listen 2 a drunk) well lets just say the freakier the item the louder i laughed! i actually bought a new toy and dont remember one freaking thing!
2007-03-30 17:12:26
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answered by boobookitty 2
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The 2nd time I got drunk I ended up taking a bath with my best female freind while or male friend threw chocolate sprinkles on us. We were all drunk.
2007-03-30 17:07:48
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answered by MOMMY585 5
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Had a date with Mike's Hard Lemonade on a hot summers night, lets just say I was hanging on the fence post, losing what I had just consumed........ Totally embarrassing...
2007-03-30 17:09:45
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answered by Suzie- Q 5
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Took off all my cloths and then when I went back to school like 4 dudes had pictures of me naked it was so embarrassing they showed everyone!!
2007-03-30 17:09:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Threw up all over myself when I was 14.
Had way to much fun in a strip club when I was 19.
I don't drink that much anymore!
2007-03-30 17:08:56
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answered by RiverGirl 7
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You might think it's gross but I think it's funny.I gotten so drunk before I went to the bathroom then I forgotten to zip up my paints.I went to go dance and they dropped down on me.I danced anyway.
2007-03-30 17:10:42
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answered by Anonymous
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