Who can write the most pointless short story?

Question

winner gets an online prize

Answer 1

i can't

Answer 2

Pointless Stories

Answer 3

If by, 'do anything with it' you mean get it published, that is extremely unlikely because you are 14 and this is the first thing you wrote. If you think you might be serious about writing then what you should do with it is ask others to read it and comment (start with family and friends) then you should write more. Write more short stories or even a novel. I know it feels like you have accomplished something by completing a work but really, the most important accomplishment of your first works is the simple act of completion. Now that you know you can do that, if you want to become a serious writer, you need years of exercise, repetition and experience. (Posting things on this site for review and comment is also a very constructive and valuable practice.)

Answer 4

Once there was a person who didn't know how to write. She was always trying but never could do it. One day she asked her mom why she could spell and read good but couldn't write. her mom said that she never could write well either until she reached 18. Well this girl turned 18 but still couldn't write good. Her mom told her "did I tell you 18 all those years ago? I meant to say 21."
"great" said the girl "how am I supposed to get into college?" The mom just looked at her and said "I didn't take the writing test but I took the other parts & I got in just fine." The girl goes to the exam place and signs up she doesn't check the writing portion. She ends up taking it anyway and fails. "I did not ask to take the writing test". The lady told her that they made her because the college she was wanting to go to required the writing part. She waits until she's 21 takes the test again and finally gets into the college after taking the test.

Answer 5

I can!

Once upon a time, a girl was walking down the street and she found this shoe. The shoe was filled with Jello, and she was hungry, so she ate it. After eating the Jello, she hopped forward two steps. The block was loose, so she stepped on it three times. After the third stomp, a genie came out of the crack. She was surprised. But suddenly, her stomach tossed and turned and she vomited all over the genie. Smoke came about everywhere and the genie turned into a Oompa Loompa. He mumbled a bunch of words, came up to her knee, and kicked it. The girl blinked a few times, grabbed the shoe from her purse, and ate more of the Jello. The End!

How was that?

Answer 6

There once was a girl who had a really boring job. Little did management know that she was surfing the internet and answering people's pointless questions on yahoo questions. hahahha hehehe. I'll take that paycheck on friday thank you very much. Was that a good pointless short story for you?

Answer 7

A long long time ago lived a man named fred. He rarely left his house. One day he decided he wanted a fresh drink of water, so he journeid out to the nearest stream. As he bent over to sip on the delicious, clear water he saw a crawfish pass by. He sat back on the cool ground that laid along the creek side. He thought to himself wow, I never knew it was this pieceful in the forest. He decided he would take a quick nap. As he laid there sleeping a little rabbit came up and sniffed his nose. Feeling sorry for the man because he stunk. He left, returning with a flower. He laid it on the ground beside him. When the man woke and seen the flower he picked it up. He put it to his nose and when he smelled it he died.

Answer 8

Once upon a time, a guy asked who could write the most pointless story. I thought, "Hey, I could do that", so I did it. The End

Answer 9

This girl she went to ask a question about this other girl and this guy answered it and the other girl was so mad and the question got many answers and the girl that asked the question got a violation and then she lost points and the qusestion was asked again by another user and then the girl asked why and the answerers got all confused why is she asking why and what it it about. ♥

Answer 10

Once there was a guy name Garry. Garry was walking down the streak so was another guy name Garry. Garry pulled out a gun and shot other Garry. Garry died he last dying words were "guau Garry." In the distance a alien and vampire were having a knife fight.

Answer 11

I had a pencil, but could not write with it, since it had no point. It was a worthless pencil indeed, and therefore pointless.