Did Stephen Hawking *really* come up with all those physics theories or was it just his talking box?

Question

I smell a conspiracy.

Inspired by Ear of Corn.

Answer 1

YOU HAVE LINKED TO THE TALKING BOX CONSPIRACY SITE.

I have been building and hosting this site for the last ten years. It has been a labour of love, but there have been many times when I've become filled with despair and almost given up. What has been crystal clear to me for so many years, others are obviously blind to, but as more facts begin to trickle in, a sinister picture emerges.

WARNING: READ THE FOLLOWING FACTOIDS ONCE AND THEN DELETE IMMEDIATELY!!!!

1) Three names: Stephen Hawkings, Benjamin Disralei, Wells Fargo. I don't know exactly what the connection is yet, but I'm working on it. All I can say for now is.... coincidence?

2) Any attempt to reach the official Stephen Hawkings website today was met with the following message: "The Centre for Mathematical Sciences hosted websites are currently unavailable while the building undergoes essential maintenance".... hmm... coincidence?

3) Stephen William Hawking was born on 01/08/1942. If you add those numbers together sequentially you get the number 25. Two and five are the last two digits on the serial number of his voice synthesizer.... coincidence?

4) The voice synthesizer itself is no longer produced or commercially available, and yet Hawking receives a new computer every 18-24 months donated by Intel.... coincidence?

5) One possible anagram for the name "Stephen Hawking" is WHEN THING SPEAK. Is this a cryptic clue that the thing (the talking box) is actually pulling all the strings? Or is it merely... COINCIDENCE?????

You be the judge.

Answer 2

He was speaking with his mouth, way before he got "the box".

Most of his theories were formulated before he was disabled.

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Answer 3

Are you serious?
Check your nose whith a doctor. Urgent. And keep from asking for some time.

Answer 4

Idiot