2007-03-30 12:33:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think the key to answering this musical question is to realize that we all have some dischords and cannot eat this grand piano at one sitting. First we have to note that the keys on the piano are white and black. if we don't eat the black keys or white ones first, will someone think we are musically prejudiced?
Then we have to think about how to devour the remainder of the baby grand! The real wood is going to be a trick to remove, but if you take one small bite at a time, it will go pretty quickly.
Don't forget the piano wires! They are a major key in dissolving the piano curse. And finally, there's the sheet music itself. That paper and cardboard and plastic goes down good as a dessert after the piano parts!
You might even say you went on a piano binge!
HA HA! Enjoy!
P.S. I've never eaten one!
2007-03-30 12:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by vgordon_90 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but you have to gut it first. You know get all the strings out.Then scale it by taking off all the black keys, the white keys are OK to leave. they taste good. Also be sure to wash it real good to get the furniture polish off. There is no need to cook it , especially if it is a Japanese model, it tastes like sushi.
2007-03-30 19:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one time I ate 100 grand
2007-03-30 19:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jerrica Starlight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a piano i see
as in a piano that you play on
HECK YES it tasted like salt and a little like mustered!
YUM:)
2007-03-30 19:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I had one in my beasement and now its gone!!! Now all I have left is my Trumpet and I dont like the taste of Trumpets!!!!!!! Will you buy my another!
2007-03-30 19:36:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I have eaten organs.
2007-03-30 20:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, it was a baby grand. Too much fiber. : /
2007-03-30 19:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not on your life.
2007-03-30 20:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is this a food?
2007-03-30 19:38:54 · answer #9 · answered by marc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋