2007-03-30 10:35:52 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I had to call the cops one night to report that Richard Simmons was hiding in my bushes and singing sea shanties while high on crack.
It turns out that it was actually Jim J. Bullock abusing methamphetamines, which is only LIKE Richard Simmons on crack.
The police said they would not have sent the sniper if they had known.
2007-03-30 11:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The irony of the fact that Richard Simmons doesn't need crack to appear like he is wasted 80's marketing exec style is why! However what he does need is a haircut, a shoulder wax and evidently some form of hormone treatment. Acting like a 14yr old boy is no longer hot when you're over 50...was it ever though?
2007-03-30 20:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just is Yeah! Like Richard Simmons on crack!
2007-03-30 10:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because its not possible to say "Richard Simmons" without conjuring up images of hairy guys in hot pants!
2007-03-30 10:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by kermit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Annoying
2007-03-30 10:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by ParisLynn16 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because you are not richard simmons??
2007-03-30 10:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by Niffer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-03-30 10:38:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnier or more upsetting to the digestion
2007-03-30 10:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, not really lol
2007-03-30 10:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋