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I swear to you that one of my favorite dismissive phrases is "I'd rather eat barbed wire for breakfast than...."
I always though it original.
Now, maybe not.

How about "I'd rather have sex with a bag of broken glass..."?

2007-03-30 16:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by x 7 · 0 0

Sounds like a staple diet, it will make you into prickly customer though and what about constipation, OUCH that hurts. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase that you need a pull through with a thousand yards of barb wire.

2007-03-30 10:22:50 · answer #2 · answered by DEREK M 3 · 3 0

No, I agree, that barbed wire can get alittle bitter. Sugar is a good idea!

2007-03-30 10:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by Tazmiamor 6 · 1 0

Electrify the babred wire you soft ****!
Ill give you a decent price for the electrics.

A shock a day keeps the shakes away!

2007-03-30 10:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yeah ya big girls blouse, throw some metal filings on it like everyone else or we'll have to put you in a dress and call you shirley the big girly give us a twirly.

2007-03-30 10:16:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

So it is you that keeps letting the bloody animals out keep nicking the fencing

2007-03-30 10:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 1 0

Perhaps a little wheat germ to toughen you up again is called for.

2007-03-30 10:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by NakasEvilTwin 6 · 0 1

yes, you are. buck up. sugar is only allowed on razor wire.

2007-03-30 10:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Eve 4 · 0 0

No not until you start putting it in the microwave to soften it.

2007-03-30 10:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

start worrying when you change your mug of tea for a cup AND stick your little pinky out! ;)

2007-03-30 10:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

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