You are in a packed movie theatre. Near movies end, the skinny guy next to you takes his shoes & socks off & starts chewing his toenails. He starts spitting them out. Some might have landed in your popcorn. You tell him to stop & he does it again. You tell him one last time & he threatens to poke your eyes out with a tuning fork. Do you: 1) run his head into the dumpster once outside; 2) punch him; 3) your choice here, be creative.
Additional, you suspect that he has 3 maybe 4 communicable diseases.
2007-03-30 09:12:00 · 6 answers · asked by I socket 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
leave
go to the hospital for a gamma globulin shot
2007-03-30 09:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Call 911. He's threatening to poke my beautiful eyes out,dammit!!
2007-03-30 16:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would spend eternity wonder how the movie ended.
2007-03-30 16:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd be too busy throwing up to think of anything else!
2007-03-30 16:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by ar5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think id have to put on my protective gloves and chop his feet off. then it wont be a problem.
2007-03-30 16:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by psst.... its me 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I pee in his shoes.
2007-03-30 16:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by ramblin guy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋