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can you remember from your childhood

2007-03-30 09:11:46 · 20 answers · asked by anniew 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

Milk, milk
Lemonade
round the corner, chocolates made!

2007-03-30 09:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This is for Tourist:-

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN
Oi Scurvies,listen to this then
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, was a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty f**ker
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging
There was f*** all else to do
The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his f***ing organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus.......
Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks....
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his **** on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Kipper
He was a f***ing nipper
He stuffed his *** with a broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus........
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f*** she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her ****
Across the bar room table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And invited squeals and milk and eels
Had found her sexual quarters
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging
There was f**k all else to do..


My own favourite was :-

She married an italian with b^(8s like a ruddy stallion etc...

And the hairs on her d&^%dydo hung down to her knees..

2007-03-30 16:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Rod Mac 5 · 0 0

The Eat, Bite Song. Very rude indeed!

2007-03-30 16:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0 0

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's f@nny
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of c0ck 'cause Jill's a f*cking tranny




Wasn't I so innocent

2007-03-30 16:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My dingaling by Chuck Berry. They called him the streak fastest thing on two feet by The Rochdale Cowboy I think.

2007-03-30 16:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by SAR13 3 · 1 0

friggin in the riggin,hairy banjo song,johnny had a pigeon,my dad was a lavatory cleaner and my mate billy had a 10 foot willy.

2007-03-30 16:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My Dingaling by Chuch Berry! LOL

2007-03-30 16:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by kja63 7 · 2 0

It's already been answered but it's "Friggin' in the riggin"by the Sex Pistols.Can anyone e-mail me the lyrics.Cheers.

2007-03-30 16:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by tourist 5 · 0 0

I was bron in 1992, so have been brought up with people like shakespear sisters- the old PCD!!!!!

2007-03-30 16:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by Missy B 2 · 0 0

not from my childhood but friggin in the riggin by sex pistols.

2007-03-30 16:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by pamela g 4 · 0 0

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