or buy a Zagnut bar. I hadn't seen one in years. I love them so.
2007-03-30 09:00:32 · 48 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Buy your wife a Zagnut bar.
2007-03-30 09:03:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do people not read the entire question before posting their comments?
Leave your wife, buy a Zagnut bar and bring it home to share with her. This way she will feel included.
2007-03-30 09:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by Tangled Web 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you should buy a Zagnut bar and get rid of all the evidence.... your wife will never know the difference. But be careful... what goes around come around!
2007-03-30 09:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by lyndsyherard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Honestly that is all I can really do, if you love your wife buy the zagnut bar, they are cheaper than divorce, don't argue back, don't complain about cramps and being tired and you can have a good time for really cheap!
2007-03-30 09:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by cherishnbrandi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never know......maybe if your a naughty boy your wife will break out the Zagnut bar for you!
2007-03-30 09:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by Green eyed girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you marry the zagnut bar?
2007-03-30 09:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean, if you buy the candy bar you have to leave your wife? Where does that place you old flame in the scheme of things? Can she actually snuff out the olde wife.?
Dude! Are you stable?
Maybe you should go fill your tank with expensive gas, then go home for a beer, sitting across from your presently beloved, and think about what you just asked.
Please DO NOT shoot your miserable self as a consequence of your conclusions.
We forgive you.
2007-03-30 09:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by forlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are way too funny! Get that Zagnut bar and share it with your wife!!
2007-03-30 09:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a zagnut bar idiot! Why would you divorce your wife. I think she should divorce you for the thought.
2007-03-30 09:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u said u ran into your first love in d store. r u referring to d zagnut bar itself?
well... as d saying goes... to win a man's heart is through his stomach...
go ahead n stuff yourself mate! - with d zagnut bar i mean.
cheers to that!
2007-03-30 09:10:04 · answer #10 · answered by Mdm89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋