yes. it makes me think of dane cook.
This is another one too. and I know ur like me
I HATE it when somebody turns around in my driveway.
Your just sitting comfortanly watching tv. You hear a car pu-. "wha-. who is this?" hhehh. It's so dissruptive you look out, strange car, you don't know if its a government official-you start getting concerned. WHAT I don't know this car! Then they turn to leave and your like,
YOU SON OF A *****! You wasted moments of my life! moments I will never get back!
Ah. someday I'm gonna run out to that car before they leave- knock on the window,make em' roll it down and go. "You ever turn around in my driveway again. I'll cut ur f****** head off!." "I'm gonna put your head on my intenna. and drive around. with your head, on my intenna."
And hopefully, I'll get a two-fer and the person will go "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F****** MIND!" then ill pull out a switch blade and they go. " YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF YOUR F****** MIND!" . and I go "ZANGZADAN!"
(Applause)
I hope they never come back and try to turn around in that driveway again. Cuz then I'll be in the window like. DAMNITT. NOW I GOTTA CUT THIS GUYS HEAD OFF!
2007-03-30 05:12:31
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answered by Anonymous
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No. But I probably should have.
The ordinary car, carefully driven, i forgive.
But once I saw, from my house, a large beer truck
use mt driveway, which was steep, and when
I went out I found the weight of his vehicle had
cracked the concrete.
I probably should have been quicker that day.
Much of this is caused bad planning of neighborhoods,
too few signs, bad signs etc.
I lived near a major highway
The city leaders had condemned part of my property to make use of to widen that highway, incompetently; they put an extra bend in it.
Doing that cost me $40,000 dollars, because when I tried to sell my house drivers had already failed to avoid my property and several people had driven through roadside the garden for various reasons.
Next time I won't live in a nation of republican criminals and scofflaws.
2007-03-30 12:15:10
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answered by Robert David M 7
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Ive never had the pleasure of having someone turn around in my driveway. I dont think I would be too upset though because I do that quite frequently.
2007-03-30 12:45:59
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't get mad when they turn around, but we used to have a 1/2 mile long lane that was a popular "parking" spot. I didn't care that they "parked" there, but I did care when they started throwing the used condoms out the car window!
2007-03-30 12:11:52
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answered by say_tay 4
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No it doesn't bother me at all. when people turn around in my driveway it just makes me think of all the times I've had to turn around in other peoples driveways.
2007-03-30 12:16:29
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answered by chi 1
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No, because I do it all the time. It used to bother me when at lived with my parents because their driveway is looooong and there's just no sense in people drving ALL the way down it just to turn around.
2007-03-30 12:10:48
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, it is upsetting that so many people use my driveway. I do not get real mad at them. Most of the violators have moved away, thank God.
2007-03-30 12:12:55
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't like it but when they actually drive up into my drive way like their coming over for a visit and turn around and drive off it pisses me off. I've even have yelled at them "hey this ain't no F'in turn around". I've even had people pull into my driveway when the cops have pulled them over, I'm like great.grrrrrrr
2007-03-30 12:17:30
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answered by Anonymous
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I live on an out of the way street if I start having the problem I will put up a gate
2007-03-30 12:11:59
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answered by Anonymous
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No, but I do think they're nuts.
My driveway meets the road in the middle of a blind curve. Someone will die in front of my house one day.
2007-03-30 12:13:13
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answered by Anonymous
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