...he ran away to live with the family down the road. I've received a letter from his solicitor demanding that he gets two bowls of dog food a day as he has grown accustomed to that lifestyle. what shall i do?...
2007-03-30 02:08:22 · 11 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
get him some pet food that is on the recall list and feed him three times a day.
2007-03-30 02:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by pooh 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't give him the two bowls of dog food so we won't ear about him again
the last time he was looking at you weirdly than he put some weird thoughts in your head like what about blood beeing blue so hum oh no give him the two bowls please it won't be the same whithout him around and your questions always make me smile. lol
2007-03-30 09:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by justine e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pay up! No jury in the world would vote against a dog, you're so much Alpo!
2007-03-30 09:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to that family down the road, thank them for looking after your dog, and ask them to return it. Apologise to your dog, tell him you will never abadon him ever again. Start visiting, play with him and mostly feed him. Because you must have done something wrong. Remember he is a dog and he sense and he doesnt forget you because he can smell you.
2007-03-30 09:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by mathandashukela 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Call the animal police, he is trying to take you to the cleaners. He left on his own choice now he should live with the consequences.
Man best friend, huh? Sheesh!
2007-03-30 09:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Promise to feed him to meals a day! It is that simple.
2007-03-30 09:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move to Mexico ASAP!!
2007-03-30 09:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♪F↑☺W£R♪ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him a bill for your Lab work.
get it, Lab?
2007-03-30 09:12:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
counter sue for mental anguish and abandonment!! lol
2007-03-30 09:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by sydneygal 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Remember when he was humping your leg. Can you say "blackmail"?
2007-03-30 09:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by B aka PE 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋