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I hope he is not stuck doing some local car show or something bad like that..

2007-03-30 02:03:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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He and Miss Piggy are raising their family of baby frigs.
(frog/pig mixbreed)

2007-03-30 02:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by JusticeManEsq 5 · 1 0

Even Kermit has to make a living!!!! That car commercial he does bugs me because it's really not green like a frog!!!

2007-03-30 09:06:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think he's in rehab. He hit the bottle pretty hard after that last Muppet movie. Miss Piggy left him. He was in a really bad place for a while.

They say he and Britney Spears had a thing while they were in rehab together.

2007-03-30 09:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by Marco 4 · 1 0

Last I heard Kermit was a fat farm because his cholesterol was way too high from eating too much pork. They have him on a strict diet of bran flakes and canteloupe.

2007-03-30 09:19:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He is having a holiday in the Seychelles with Miss Piggy.

2007-03-30 15:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Playing golf with Johnny Carson and Betty White...

2007-03-30 09:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Retired in Florida swamp.

2007-03-30 09:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 0 0

I understand Iran is holding him hostage. He's apologized for appearing on Iranian TV space.

2007-03-30 09:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

he went to france with miss piggy - well she followed him anyway they went to a restaurant - he weent to the toilette and next thing you know miss piggy was eating frogs legs

2007-03-30 09:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by cool321steve 3 · 0 0

He's been discarded under the rotten carcass of Emu.

2007-03-30 09:09:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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