Help me, I'm absolutely convinced that I find my dog attractive, should I go for it?
Im not kidding.
2007-03-30 00:20:40 · 39 answers · asked by immy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Maybe it’s just puppy love.
2007-03-30 01:59:39 · answer #1 · answered by MrCute 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If you are genuinely feeling this way, you'll need to look up zoophilia on Wikipedia. If you want to pursue a sexual relationship with your dog you will need to ensure its consent. Basically, if the dog doesn't like what you're doing, it will whine, bark, bite and try to get away, and you should stop immediately. Beyond that, there are many resources on the Internet regarding how to go about it, what to use, how to make sure your neighbours don't know etc. A google search should turn up something.
Please remember though, that if you force yourself on your dog, this is rape - bad for you, it and definitely a crime you will be done for if other people notice its change in behaviour around you.
2007-03-30 00:51:21 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Isn't that just a phase you're going through? I used to go through this phase where I was convinced that Harry Potter was real... But um, by saying "should I go for it" what do you mean? Like create a relationship with your dog? I think you should see a doctor. And I'm really not kidding, it could be a problem.
2007-03-30 00:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude what the hell is your problem. Your dog probaly don't even want to understand why you like it that way. Either your brain is f*ck up or your mother dropped you on your head to many times.
omg... why would you even want to like your dog he is just there because he wants a family NOT a weird HUMAN lover he likes other DOGS!!!! not you so DONOT go for it sorry to crush your dreams too bad!!!!
2007-03-30 10:38:53 · answer #4 · answered by shadowdemon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, when I was 14 I woke up to my dog licking me.....there. It was freaky. But I did let it go to completion.
I never did it again or told a soul. WOW! I'm glad I got that off my mind! I feel better now!
2007-03-30 02:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by Speedoguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a really ugly-looking freak, if you're having to contemplate your dog as a lover. At least put a bag over the dog's head, so it won't have to look at you
2007-03-30 01:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a talking dog? Because it's really more the dog's decision than mine....I hope you don't, that's pretty damn gross, but if you do use a lubricant and don't be surprised if it bites your face off.....
2007-03-30 00:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by Catfish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ye gads man!You really are a sick,sick puppy!I hope the dog is a female and that she gave her permission first!Otherwise that makes you a doggy-style sex offender!You puppy-fiddler!'Angin's too good for the likes of you!
2007-03-30 00:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, i really hope your kiddin'!!! If your not then NO you shouldn't, go see your doctor for help or give the dog to a good home for his sake.
2007-03-30 00:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by sabina c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor dog!
2007-03-30 00:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by Eso_ uk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you must throw your dog a bone,and go fo help.
That's all I have to say about that.
2007-03-30 01:34:54 · answer #11 · answered by blakree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋