or told an off the wall story to get rid of them
2007-03-29 19:01:19 · 28 answers · asked by fifi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I usually scream at them and tell them to keep thier damn dog off of my lawn and that they should clean up the dog poop. I go out into the lawn and point it out to them. They keep telling me they don't live in the neighborhood, but I don't give them a chance to speak, I just keep going until they leave. the longest one has ever stayed has been about 15 minutes. I was tired when they left cause I was screaming and carrying on for so long.
2007-03-29 19:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by Knuckles™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brother and his friend told a Jehovah's Witness man to f*** off and then slammed the door while laughing. Then the man became enraged and tried to kick in the door. They had to call the police to make him leave. My brother was 13 at the time and he's 41 now.
2007-03-30 02:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We saw a group of people with religious panphlets hop out of their car one morning and walk up to our doorstep, while we were getting ready to go out for the day. We didn't have to leave for another 15 minutes or so, but when I saw them coming, I waited until I heard a knock on the door, and immediately yelled right beside the front door, "Honey, where's the keys? We need to get going soon. Oh, nevermind, here they are." I picked up my toddler, who was already fully dressed and ready to go, and walked out the door, acting like I had never even heard them knocking. They were very quick (which is very out of the ordinary for the group that comes around here), and we haven't heard from them ever since.
2007-03-30 02:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by Usagi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. But when I was younger, I answered the door and two little old ladies where there holding The Watchtower and Awake! They took one look at me in my underwear, bare-chested, beer in one hand and cigarette in the other and left without saying a word. I guess they thought I was beyond saving ;)
2007-03-30 02:08:08 · answer #4 · answered by Leon P 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL I haven't but I was at my sisters house when she told one of the Jehovahs Wittness' ladies to fu** uff and don't ever come back and slammed the door in their face. It was sooo funny but I felt bad for the lady..
2007-03-30 02:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by ~*Missez*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
salesman......when i was really pissed at my frnds for not turning up at my house.i had been waiting for them since like two hours n in the meantime i answered the door threee times only discovering it to be the fat ol' lady livin next door,the mailman n the door to door salesman..........
p.s...........do the religious person even go door to door.........thank god they never knocked on mine........
2007-03-30 02:08:12 · answer #6 · answered by Manas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just yesterday in fact. Told the old lady, before she could utter a word. "I already have my religion, yours sucks". Then closed the door. She never got a word in...it was awesome!
2007-03-30 02:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by Greed...Is Good 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yea or whats really cool and mean is you open ur door and they say hello then u shut the door on em and lock it and go away
2007-03-30 02:05:34 · answer #8 · answered by sickskillz883 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once I said oh cool hey im gonna go get my money then I just locked the door
2007-03-30 02:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by i like tacobell 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I lock the door, close the curtians, and don't go to the door.
2007-03-30 02:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by soggybottomscout_25 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋