If Alqaeda and Liberals both joined a Computer Dating Service- They would be matched. True?

Question

What do you think? I think so. They would be matched as soul mates since they have so much common ground. Here is just a brief list where Liberals and terrorists agree:
Both hate Bush- see as evil; Both want US out of Iraq
Both see GOP as the enemy; Both see Christianity as a threat; Both think the USA needs to stand down its military; Both want a Dem victory; Both hate Israel; Both support Hezbollah; Both hate Patriot Act; Both against the Warrantless Wiretaps; Both believe US is an imperial power doing evil in world; Both want Gitmo to close; Both see Abu Gharb as a holocaust; Both play to the media; Both say that Bush lied; Both see Iraq War as illegitimate; Both agree that cause of war is blood for oil; Both see corporate America as evil; Both believe America had 9-11 coming.

Which points are wrong Libs? Your best arguments so far just reference body parts.

Answer 1

LOL! You crack me up! TRUE and then some!

I'd rather have my money well spent on a war, rather than the dirtbags that are too lazy to work, grind up babies, and raise my taxes for their environmental crap, and their hard on for being a bunch of pansies.

Answer 2

Lots of people hate Bush, and probably only a third of the United States considers itself liberal. Less than a third support Bush. There are even conservatives who hate him. I'm sure a lot of liberals see Bush as evil, but all Americans also see Al Quada as evil. I don't think many people had a thing against Bush going after Al Quada, it was when he started accusing Iraq of having nuclear weapons and connections to 9/11 that people started getting a little iffy. It doesn't make sense to me because Iraq is a Shi'ite state and the members of Al Quada are mostly Sunni and from Saudi Arabia. Most people also want to get out of Iraq right now. There's a huge difference there between liberals and Al Quada though because liberals never wanted the U.S. to go into Iraq in the first place, but, when we did, Al Quada saw their opportunity to come into Iraq as well and took it. I really don't think Al Quada hates any specific political party in the United States; they just hate us all. They call us all infidels, not just the conservatives. And I know some liberals who are really Christian. I know this guy who knows everything about the Bible, but he's extremely liberal. His dad's practically a communist. I don't think liberals hate Israel, but they don't like the fact that the U.S. is always taking their side. That's not going to change any time soon, but it does affect us in negative ways sometimes. I personally think it would be better to support whoever is right in a certain situation and not just the person we supported last time. I'm really sick of just proving you wrong, basically Al Quada doesn't care about American politics, they just want us dead and liberals just have a different view of how to deal with those problems. Nobody minds military action if it's going in the right direction.

Answer 3

There's proof, Alqaeda and the Taliberals did hook up after being matched on a computer dating service. Their love child is none other than Barack Hussein Obama!!! Oh wait, was I not supposed to use his middle name... I keep forgetting they're trying to keep a lid on that.

Edit: Steve Z - And I know some liberals who are really Christian. I know this guy who knows everything about the Bible, but he's extremely liberal.

I doubt this guy knows "everything" about the bible... I'm sure he knows enough about the bible to take scripture out of context to support his liberal agenda. Knowing things about the bible, whether it be a little or a lot doesn't make you a christian. People mis-quote and mis-interpret the bible every day to make themselves feel good about themselves. Sorry Steve-o... I just aint buyin it.

Answer 4

we don't hate Bush we purely comprehend he's incompetent!! The CIA below Bush's father whilst he replaced into in value of the CIA knowledgeable Bin-encumbered. confident we'd like the troops out of Iraq through fact that isn't the "terrorist" killing the troops that's the Irapis killing our troops with their seven hundred 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous civil conflict. The GOP are hypocrites. help the conflict yet do no longer deliver my toddlers!! no one sees the religion of chrisitanity as a raffle. purely the folk involed with it and who're pompous hypocrites. (subsequently lower back to the GOP) the place did you get that tips the Dems say the U.S. needs to stand down its militia. cite your source. properly moron each united states in the international knows there's a madman in skill on the White living house. Are you waiting to bypass to conflict with Russia next? Who hates Israel? the place are you getting that tips from? maximum politicians are jewish!! Boy you're a rocket scientist. Hezbollah?? Cite your source. Did you study the Patriot Act or is your comprehension point to low to comprehend what's declared in it? do you like your telephone wiretapped and a pretend case made against you? additionally shall we no longer overlook the habeas corpus. Oh you in all risk have not any clue what which means. No fool the international thinks we are an imperial skill doing evil in the international. perhaps you will desire to bypass to Gitmo for few years and are available lower back and let us know the way it replaced into. Then perhaps the dems will think again leaving it open. properly on the grounds which you opened the door to that one ok. enable's see...torture, homicide, ...holocaust...torture, homicide. Hmmm!!! you will desire to be a Harvard grad.

Answer 5

LOL...have to agree with you...it would be very similar to a prison relationship...Al Qaeda would be the Dom who bit ch slaps the Dems around anytime they didn't toe the line and the Dems would love playing "catch" as it would give their miserable ideology meaning...

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!

Answer 6

Yes. On Eharmony.com it would be a perfect match. Then, after they met, the liberals would think of themselves as being culturally sensitive to their differences while AlQaeda would think of themselves as taking advantage of a useful idiot for their cause. Then they would get married. After marriage AlQaeda would send the children to madrassas in Yemen for indoctrination while the liberals would think that the children were being sent for cultural sensitivity training. While the children are away getting circumcised, AlQaeda would gang up on their liberal counterparts and perform mass rapes on them. Then, after the liberals protest in sharia court, AlQaeda would find them guilty and have them stoned. While the liberals await their medical marijuana for the stonings, a huge hail of rocks would pummel them into a mud hole. The End.

Answer 7

They never have a comeback for something that's true. Their points are always based on personal attacks.

Answer 8

How about if you and a complete moron both joined a computer dating service?

Wouldn't you get bored dating yourself?

Or are you used to that sort of thing by now?

Answer 9

And they both believe John Edwards is a man.

Answer 10

I think it would be about a 93% match based on common interests in the dating database.