A gang of midgets attacked me and took my lunch money?
2007-03-29 13:24:02 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Give me a call. I'll cook lunch for you.
2007-03-30 02:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go to your ATM, withdraw all your money and give all to them midgets. These vertically challenged people need all the money in this world. It's a cruel world it is, cause we cain't reach the urinals and the Stupid ATM cash slot is way too high for us.
2007-03-29 20:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-30 13:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No reason to lay an egg over this...midgets have to eat lunch ,too.....
2007-03-30 19:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CALL ME! You know I would elbow drop all of them for you!
I was once chased around my car by some midgets in a parking lot....WHOA!
2007-03-30 21:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by ?born2lose? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i believe the pc term is dwarves or little people. in which case you should stay away from mountain mines and central africa where pygmies live. but if you must, hide some spare cash in your butt, under a wing, in the back of your beak, or somewhere where they might not find your reserve. good luck
2007-04-03 01:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by tomiyo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Invest in some pepper spray.
2007-03-29 20:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Kelly Bundy, I will take care of them for you
2007-03-29 20:26:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go chicken ninja on there midget asses
2007-03-29 23:57:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink a quart of pus squeezed from Rush Limbaugh's back zits.
2007-03-29 21:16:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋