Have You Ever Stolen Candy From a Baby?

Answer 1

She was done with it, I swear!

...well, she was gonna be, anyway. I'm pretty sure.

Answer 2

Cross-Eyed Mary
Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief
if he had a rich man in his hand.
And who would steal the candy
from a laughing baby's mouth
if he could take it from the money man.
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again.
She signs no contract
but she always plays the game.
Dines in Hampstead village
on expense accounted gruel,
and the jack-knife barber drops her off at school.
Laughing in the playground gets no kicks from little boys:
would rather make it with a letching grey.
Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung,
who watches through the railings as they play.
Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along.
She's a poor man's rich girl
and she'll do it for a song.
She's a rich man stealer
but her favour's good and strong:
She's the Robin Hood of Highgate
helps the poor man get along.

Answer 3

Oh yeah- I gaffle my daughter's halloween candy and anything else candy all the time.

Answer 4

Babies eat candy?
Wow, didn't know that was possible.
How? I mean they have no teeth.

Answer 5

No, but I have thought about, especially from a demon child that will not stop crying

Answer 6

You mean like getting these two points ;) ?

Answer 7

NO, but this year i may for purple peeps

Answer 8

yea my son when he was a baby, am i a bad person

Answer 9

No. That's sooo mean!

Answer 10

ewwww