Need phrase that makes STFU legitimate acronym?

Question

I have to answer challenges to test questions all the time and they are almost always wrong, and nearly always ridiculous. I want to be able to end some of my discussions with STFU, which you know what that REALLY means, but can we come up with something that would "legitimize" it? Like, ... Situation Terminated Finding Unsubstantiated or something better than that? That way the ppl who hire me to do this will ROFL but I can say "hey, it was innocent - it means ... "

he he - tks for any help!

Answer 1

Stop These Foolish Utterances
Stop The Flaming Utterances
Silence These Fleeting Utterances
...

Got plenty more backronyms for ya :)