I can't go to the hospital cuz i'm trouble wit da po po
2007-03-29 10:51:53 · 54 answers · asked by A - Riv 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Get the lead out homie.
2007-03-29 11:02:08 · answer #1 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go To The Hospital If You Want To Live! But If The Police Is After You And You Don't Wanna Go To Jail Then Get Shot One More Time! I Rather Die Then Go To Jail!
2007-03-29 10:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by john 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets analyze this from a logical standpoint. You were shot 23 times. By who? they cant be anyone you consider a real threat, after all, they must have rather piss poor aim to have shot you 23 times and let you live. trying to logicly place 23 bullet wounds on the body in places that would preclude instant death, or paralisys, you are likely to have been shot 23 times in the fore arm, foot, or possibly your calf, or a combonation of the aforementioned body parts. In whch case, your limb would be gone after suffering from that many bullet wounds. and you would have already beld to death, unless, of course, you were just shot 23 times while in your computer chair. But, if thats the case, you got bigger problems, your gonna need a new computer chair, I hear they are having a special at WalMart for like 50 buck, if you hurry, you can get one before you die. but back to the bullets issue, seeing as you are fortunate enought o still be alive, i would suggest cleaning the wounds out with some alcohol, would be best, with 23 bullets in you, your already in shock and wont feel the burn anyway.
But wait.....oh yeah....this story is a load of crap, go outside and play kiddo, your not mature enough for the computer yet.
2007-03-29 10:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If the bullet was a buckshot and 23 BB's hit you then the wound was probably a flesh wound (depending on the distance of the shot) and they can be taken out with little discomfort, in any case you will need some hydrogen peroxide.( this is strawberries husband. have a nice day)
2007-03-29 12:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull out all the bullets. Then fill the holes with bandages soaked in iodine and cover it up. Change the packing everyday and the holes will slowly close up and you will use less packing each day. Keep it clean or it will get infected. My friend got shot 24 times yesterday. SO THERE!
2007-03-29 10:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call Dr. Nick Rivera! You can find his number in the Springfield yellow pages... although, he might just supply you with 23 corks. Or 46 if you have both entry and exit wounds.
2007-03-29 10:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by SodaLicious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and you still have time to type this question?
well all you have to do is become a repper like 50 cents and let the whole world know u were shot 23 times and survived it. im sure u will make good money
2007-03-29 10:55:03 · answer #7 · answered by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummm... no personal thing with you but ummm sorry to say this but yeahh u r such an idiot if u were really shot call 911 and face up cause ur gonna get caught adventually. but im really really sure you were shot. lol so sometimes you got to face the truth!
2007-03-29 10:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by Melanie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the gun shot wounds are probably going to **** your life up more than the po po
2007-03-29 10:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by Austin Powers 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are still alive to let us know you have been shot 23 times, then keep on doing exactly what you are doing because it is WHAT YOU ARE DOING that is keeping you alive.
DO NOT STOP!!!!
2007-03-29 10:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by ann t 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋