Should I pursue a career as a Saggy-Diaper-That-Leaks Repair Technician while I am still young?

Question

I know I'm getting older but I feel like I've got some stuff left in the basement, if you know what I mean.

Answer 1

I think that your inclusion on the Child Predator websites of 3 states will preclude you from your chosen career path. If you want to get a job at a retirement home as a soggy diaper tech, I think you may be in the clear, though they are tightening the laws against elder abuse. Seek employment immediately so that you can be "grandfathered" in.

Answer 2

While you're young enough to chase the saggy diaper around, anyhow. The older you get, the faster those saggy diapers in need of repair manage to get away from you!

Answer 3

I heard they are hiring at the Squirty Diaper plant down town for apprentise position. Leak and repair Tech.

Answer 4

LOL. . . . .leave the saggy diaper stuff until you are 98 or so. Use your technical skills as a pipe cleaner for now

Answer 5

Seems like a good opportunity; old, young, canine, equine, there are a lot of diapers out there!

Answer 6

If that's your true calling, yes. For someone like you, it should be highly rewarding. In fact, it's its own reward.

Expect many years of schooling, centrifuge conditioning, and disinvitations to my parties.

By all means, put your nose to that grindstone, and persue your kaviar dreams.

Answer 7

After reading your question 10 times, I understand.
Run away while you still can.

Answer 8

Hey with the population getting older, there should be a boom in the business.

Answer 9

I think you should. Its a hard craft to get into but when your there you have lots of job security.

Answer 10

no, I haven't quite figured out what you're talking about but there has to be something around that's better than better than SDTLRT. sorry moms.