Last night, around 1:30 a vampire was tapping on my window. It was my nephew that had died about a week ago from Hemolytic anemia. I was thinking about going to Home Depot to buy some vampire remover, but i was hoping for some more natural solutions(and don't say garlic, crosses, sunlight, and holy water(lol, those are all just dumb rumors lol)
2007-03-29 10:01:45 · 24 answers · asked by green_roi 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
duh, I am not stupid. he had long fangs,red eyes, and he smelled of graveyard soil(lol i got that song by HIM on my ipod I luv that song killing loneliness)
2007-03-29 10:09:11 · update #1
dumbass its spelled doctor, not docotor.
2007-03-29 10:47:37 · update #2
its not spelled sain, its spelled SANE.
Why do all these people who answer questions have such bad spelling?
2007-03-29 10:52:31 · update #3
I definitely wouldn't go to Home Depot. You can find vampire remover much cheaper at Walmart.
2007-03-29 13:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by furryfriendlover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simple enough, don't invite him in. mythos gives power to homesteads to repel evil, the more people the stronger the power so a bachaelor's apartment would be more easily breached than a home to a family with kids. thus why something as inately evil as a vamp doesn't enter without being invited. mythos never says they can't enter, but its generally put about the same level of strugle as kicking in a vault door, it's probably just easier to wait for the invite.
2007-03-29 17:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Lear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest quickly pointing at it and mumbling nonsense words under your breath, such as Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn! The undead respect the authority of such nonsense words, and will leave. Hire some freindly leperchauns to patrol your house and use there craft to ward them off. If sightings persist, sacrifice your nintendo wii controller as a burnt offering to George Bush and he will send ManBearPig to rescue you.
2007-03-29 11:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by goatman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its not rumors
vampires are evil.
there are no GOOD vampires
evil shrinks back to a blessed relic or a crucifix
it hurts them to aproach the item because its so holy.
or a blood rose
i also read that vapires cant enter a home unless invited
that includes campers trailers , pup tents
they will just wait outside
2007-03-29 12:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by Sir. ChatsAlot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diper Rash Cream is a not so well known vampire deterrent, just smear some on your butt before you go to bed and you will be protected.
2007-03-29 10:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 22:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dig a pit and lure him into it. Then put a grate over it. Wait for the sun to come up and let him burn.
2007-03-30 03:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by xander24a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do it for you.
Call the Orkin man.
2007-03-29 10:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by Bramblyspam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep, your windows locked and make sure no one in your family invites him in. I heard that in china they use jade jewelry to repel vampires, maybe that will work better than garlic and crosses.
2007-03-29 10:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what he said might have been just a way to get inside your house so he could suck your blood, buahahahaha!
wear some garlic, just to be on the safe side.
2007-03-29 10:26:37 · answer #10 · answered by dcarcia@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋