Do you have a good pun?

Question

Any good clean one will do.

Answer 1

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?

Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf.

There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

Place the apple on one person's head.


A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.

Answer 2

Looking for a good pun?

Here's a novel idea - go read a book.

Answer 3

No pun intented, but what is that bugged eyed purple long neck, fat bottom thing a m-o-m jig called?

Answer 4

your mom has a good pun

Answer 5

Do you know why I preserve fruits and vegetables in jars?



Because I CAN.

Answer 6

no..what's a pun?

Answer 7

huh?

Answer 8

i dont get it??