A proposal is made to you. You will be paid $5,000 for two hours to dress up like a clown for a birthday party which will have about 30 seven year olds. Instead of typical clown stuff, you are to be tied to a tree and pelted for the entire time with eggs and old 8-track tapes from a distance of 10 feet. You cannot use any body armor but you get a mouth-guard. Do you take the gig?
2007-03-29 07:41:55 · 28 answers · asked by I socket 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes. It's not like you can be hurt, and nobody would recognize you so as long as you don't let anybody know who you are, then it wouldnt be that embarrasing.
2007-03-29 07:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by Dylan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me? I'd let a clown anally rape me for $2500/hour.
But to get the opportunity to dress up like a clown and get covered with moist, smelly eggs and 8-tracks for two hours? Well that just sounds like a dream, and now i'm sad because I know it wont come true. . . .
2007-03-29 14:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I hate anything to do with clowns. Plus some seven year olds are evil.
2007-03-29 14:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would take it eggs and 8-track tapes aren't that bad and for 5,000 dollars. I would do it.
2007-03-29 14:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by Steve-O 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$5000 is not enough to subject myself to such a thing
Besides - deathly afraid of clowns. If I were to do it - it would have to be more like $50,000. I might be scared but I aint no fool!!!! LOL
2007-03-29 14:46:16 · answer #5 · answered by sugar_pink_candy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, i dont like getting hurt and 5 grand isnt enough for entertaining 30 little brats
2007-03-29 14:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by msX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OF COURSE YOU TAKE THE GIG! IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY. Just close your eyes and be in your happy place when tied to that tree. LOVE THAT MONEY!
2007-03-29 14:46:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
with eye protection go for it. 5,000 for a brief moment of humiliation. That's 5 months of paycheck for me.
2007-03-29 14:45:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
$5000 FOR 2 HOURS. YES
2007-03-29 14:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by hello 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 grand? Hell yes I take the gig.
2007-03-29 14:44:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋