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I was in an airplane and I got bored (12 hour flight) so I decided to go to the bathroom and look at my new tattoo in the mirror. The tattoo was on my butt. Well I forgot to lock the door and some guy busted in, and like 10 other people saw my *** from their seats. He just stared and didn't know what to do. Finally I screamed at him and he closed the door. I couldn't look anyone in the eye until I got out of the airport.

2007-03-29 07:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pulled an all night drunk and had to catch a plane at 7 am. I get to my seat ...a little out of it, corner of my eye i see a really hot girl..nice body, giant breasteses, i'm thinking late teens early 20's.... sit down next to me. I didn't look at her directly. I could tell she was with someone and she didn't ask, but normally i'd offer my seat, but the alcohol was kicking .

I finally look at her when i get a drink and saw she was more in her 30's and as i got it i looked right at her boobs...more of a gawk, tried to paly it cool, but she saw me.

Then i eventually asked her if she knew how much longer the trip was cuz it was getting awkward and she kept pointing to her wedding ring while telling me.

That was pretty embarassing.......but i look in the mirror a little later. I was wearing a button up shirt, but at some point while drinking I unbuttoned it and didn't realize i had on a v-neck undershirt and had chest hair sticking out the entire time, i looked like a giant sleeze ball and had been walking around for atleast 8 hours like this.

Second most embarassing moment was i was in elementary school.
Heard a rumble in my stomach and had to go. Asked the teacher to hit hte restroom and she said ok. As i'm walking out, i hear her say, ok class.....bathroom break. I had a good 20 second head start and thought i could power force everything out.

Ended up fumbling with the lock and tried to toilet paper the seat but it kept falling off. No one in the room yet, then i let out this monsterous explosion right as everyone comes and the one kid felll on the floor laughign so hard and it shook the floor and people that it was from me too. After that, i couldn't stop and it jus tkept coming out...extremely loud. I haven't kept much contact with the guys that were there that day, but thats the one thing they remember the most about me.

2007-03-29 15:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by My name is not bruce 7 · 0 0

Happened last summer. I got my first speeding ticket (just got my license a year ago).

I was pregnant, stressed, and feeling boxed in, so I left a family gathering to drive myself home. Unknown to me at the time, my husband left ten minutes later, to come home and make sure I was ok.

I got up on the highway, turned on the music, Guns 'N Roses cover of Live and Let Die, and my foot got a little heavy.

Next thing I see is flashing cruiser lights. I pull over. The trooper tells me I was doing 80 in a construction zone. He asks me to get out of the car. Mind you, I am about 5 months pregnant, with triplets. He asked me if I was in labor, I said no. He asked for my license, gets a look at my age (44) and says "Exactly what the &^%$# did you think you were doing???" Needless to say, I started to cry (hormones will do that) Next thing I know, I see my husband pulling up. I tell the trooper right away, so he won't think anything's funny. My husband gets out, walks over, asks what happened. The trooper is staring at him. He asks the trooper what happened, and he tells him I was doing 80 in a construction zone. My husband starts to laugh, because normally, I am scared to death of the accelerator.

The trooper is still staring "Sir, this is your wife?"
He says yes; and I shake my head. He looks back and forth between us, and finally, I grabbed my husbands hand and showed that our rings match.

The trooper starts to grin and pats my husband on the back "Way to go 'Ashton' " (at that moment we were 24 and 44)
I wanted to evaporate.

2007-03-29 15:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 0 1

I don't care if I lost five points for asking that question. I was bored i had nothing else to do. and it's not like we're going to live in a big mansion if we have the highest points.

2007-03-31 13:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by Dani5 2 · 0 0

Falling down a flight of stairs at my prom. Landed with the dress over my head in front of everyone, including my date!

2007-03-29 14:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by georgiarose_01 4 · 0 0

In 8th grade I was on a co/ed swim team and was on the starting block with my best friend (a guy) behind me waiting to root me on when my period started and blood began running down my leg.

Top that.

2007-03-29 14:44:38 · answer #6 · answered by Rackjack 4 · 1 0

I got boneless chicken stuck in my throat. I could breath and everything, but i could sallow anything not even my own spit. My mom was really embarrassed because I had to go into surgery to get it out and they couldn't even get all of it out. All this happened because I didn't chew my food!

2007-03-29 14:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by Steve-O 5 · 0 0

ewwww when i was running down the hallway of my high school for lunch my freshie year, and i fell head first and rolled and as i was doing this, the bell rang and all the seniors found me tumbling and they were cracking up!! ew i was very embarassed to know my two crushes saw me as well!!

2007-03-29 14:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by wolvie 6 · 0 0

1. being caught masturbating
2. something being on your face, and people whispering to eachother and laughing.
3.Or being caught singing embarassingly, or singing to loud when you have headphones on so everyone can hear

I've seen some so embarassing moments that even i turned red, even though it had nothing to do with me.

2007-03-29 14:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by §†reet R¥dA 6 · 0 0

I was receiving oral "relations" and got pulled over. The strange thing was she was driving at the same time. I had to get out of the car with my pants kind of not on.
There's been more embarassing, that was just recent.

2007-03-29 14:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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