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I got this 5 ' clock thing going on

2007-03-29 07:09:01 · 16 answers · asked by Big Daddy Cool 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Love that scruffy look! Very sexy, and when your making out, oooh, it hurts so good!

2007-03-29 07:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by sleepingliv 7 · 1 0

After twenty years of shaving himself every morning, a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough. He told his wife that he intended to let the local barber shave him each day. He put on his hat and coat and went to the barber shop which was owned by the pastor of the town Baptist Church. The barber's wife, Grace, was working, so she performed the task

Grace shaved him and sprayed him with lilac water and said, "That will be $20."

The man thought the price was a bit high, but he paid the bill and went to work. The next morning the man looked in the mirror, and his face was as smooth as it had been when he left the barber shop the day before. Not bad, he thought. At least I don't need to get a shave every day.

The next morning, the man's face was still smooth. Two weeks later, the man was still unable to find any trace of whiskers on his face. It was more than he could take, so he returned to the barber shop.

"I thought $20 was high for a shave", he told the barber's wife, "but you must have done a great job. It's been two weeks and my whiskers still haven't started growing back."

The expression on her face didn't even change, expecting his comment. She responded, "You were shaved by Grace. Once shaved, always shaved."

2007-03-29 14:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0 1

Edna Bambrick

2007-03-29 14:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm good, took care of that this morning.


You sound like my husband. He has a 5 o'clock shadow by lunch time.

2007-03-29 14:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 1 0

5'oclock? It's only 2 in EST. Well, it's 5 'oclock somewhere...Go have a drink.

2007-03-29 14:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 1 0

I got the whole Amish chinstrap neckbeard going on, so yeah, i probably should.

2007-03-29 14:13:13 · answer #6 · answered by Ethernaut 6 · 1 0

Not after my nair expirence last night, I think I burned the skin off my legs....

2007-03-29 14:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by metallica_rocks0122 6 · 2 0

I definitely do. I won't tell you where...it's kinda embarrassing.

2007-03-29 14:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I do. I neglected my pits this morning.

2007-03-29 14:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not right now, but soon.

2007-03-29 14:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by Goober W 4 · 1 0

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