can i thank the non smokers for bringing in the smoking ban?

Question

smoking in public places in the uk will be banned on july 1st . thanks non smoking lobby because in the run up to the ban coming into force i have discovered the joys of snuff.
it will continue to be legal to use in public places and its much cheaper than ciggies and best of all my clothes dont smell any more

Answer 1

Yes, but you will get a brown nose - the expression "toffee-nose" comes from the stain snuff takers had around their noses. Oh, and you had to hold your head back, to stop the stuff running down your face, appearing to look down on people.
Please only use a spittoon.

Answer 2

Perhaps you might want to investigate giving up nicotine? There is nothing nice, pretty or sexy about cancer & heart disease. I quit smoking about 22 years ago and wouldn't go back for anything. I've known people with lung cancer, mouth and throat cancer, heart disease and emphysema. None of it was remotely attractive. The funny thing was that they all thought that it couldn't happen to them.

Answer 3

Your clothes might not smell anymore but you won't look to pretty when you have a hole in your cheek and your teeth fall out.

Answer 4

You are very welcome.

I wish it were that easy for others to graduate. Now, you can start looking around for something even more mild. Your tastebuds will start to blossom! Don't stop there!

But then again, what do I know?

Answer 5

Your teeth are gonna fall out. Good luck with that.

Answer 6

You're welcome.

Now just come up with the nards to quit the snuff. Mouth cancer ain't a pretty sight.

Answer 7

first give compensation to tobacco farmers, second give employment to those people who living on tobacco industry

Answer 8

snuff still has bad side effects.

Answer 9

you can, but it is not necessary.

Answer 10

Thank cancer .