2007-03-29 06:23:25 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
rub his butt in her flowers.
2007-03-29 06:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by A 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And what?That is not going to solve anything and it is sure not going to get your newspaper back.Since the dawn of time newspapers have been getting lifted from driveways mysteriously by those who are the earliest of risers(the early bird gets the worm) or those who never go to bed who just plain ol get a rush from stealing your paper.Why don't you try calling the office from whomever your newspaper carrier is and explain the problem and see if you can't get your paper thrown a little closer to the house,find out exactly what time your paper is being delivered and set your alarm and get out there and get your paper!And then when your done with it ask the neighbor if they would like to read it because you are through with it.If you do this in a nice way I think your problem will be solved.
2007-04-06 05:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by FYIIM1KO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he waits for her to come back out with it. While he waits though he has direct orders to dig in the flowers, chew on all patio furniture, and use the front step as his bathroom. Eventually she throws the paper at him, he collects the pages, puts them in order and brings them home, on his way back home he pees on the mailbox( I never told him to pee on the mailbox).
2007-03-29 06:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by Heather R♥se 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a big issue over it. Call the cops and embarrass her.
2007-04-06 05:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by tobeyp2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and bark to get their attention, when they come out to see what's up they'll see me squatting on their yard pooing while i read my own newspaper! YEP, al a "me myself and eileen"!! LOL
2007-03-29 06:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like all out war about to happen. Good luck; it sounds like you are going
to need it. : } I just thought of something. Have the paper boy go to your neighbour & ask him for the paper money. Hey!! It works for me!!
2007-04-05 09:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Garnet 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poop on her porch!!
Actually just let the dog pee all over the news paper. That'll teach her!!
2007-03-29 06:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by chris j 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pee on her tires so her rims will rot. and then poo right under the tire...so she can smell it everytime she gets out of the car
2007-04-04 07:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next is more headaches and court appearances. Drop it.
2007-03-29 06:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by NakasEvilTwin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...tear up the yard and go to the bathroom wherever possible.
2007-04-06 06:08:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use her pet rabbit for a chew toy.
2007-03-29 06:31:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋