2007-03-29 05:51:02 · 40 answers · asked by *Tara* 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
One would think by all this wit
Shakespeare had been here to s..t
2007-04-06 02:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by CurlyQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about the thought of the person that you want to be loved by, kissing you on the neck and rubbing your shoulders. That would make me smile.
2007-04-03 05:26:04 · answer #2 · answered by rssrich 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bollock*s
2007-03-29 05:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recently went back to school,(im 25). My 5 year old asked me if i was gonna go to class w/ her. I said Im too big for the little kinder-seats. She said , Mom, if you are too big for the seats, then you are toooo old togo back to school. To which I replied, If you dont close your mouth right now, you wont live to see recess...
2007-04-04 14:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by heatherclhn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a Hurricane before I go insane
I know it's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
2007-03-29 05:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Guess what the biscuit said when it got knocked down by a car while crossing the road?
Oh,crumbs!
2007-04-04 06:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by mothergoose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you got your socks off?
this little piggy went to market,
this ;itt;e [iggy stayed at home.
this little piggy had roast beef,
this little piggy had none
and this little piggy went weeeee weeeee weeee all the way home
There! never fails to raise a smile
2007-04-05 07:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by drstella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something that will make me smile...
2007-03-29 05:55:49 · answer #8 · answered by lunatic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weston super mud
2007-04-03 13:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by stephen m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just going to take back a scarf I bought yesterday - it's too tight.
2007-03-29 07:50:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're beatuiful, inside and out. We all are. There is beauty in everything - even something as simple as a sheet of paper!
2007-03-29 06:11:55 · answer #11 · answered by Chelle 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋