The lines that always do it for me are from....
"George Washingtons Rules".
Cleanse not your teeth, with the table cloth, Napkin, Fork, or knife!
I see images of someone at a refined dinner party, holding the edge of the cloth, and scrubbing away at their teeth;-)
2007-03-29 05:38:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I kind of like Top Gun where they are going to the F-14 Tomcat and say "I feel the need, the need for speed!"
I used to think that as I chased down a speeder on my motorcycle, great fun...
I also liked "badges, we don't need no stinking badges" from the old Humphrey Bogart movie.
2007-03-29 23:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but when I post them on here they always get removed and violated. They are legitimate quotations from a film that was given a 15 certificate and therefore passed a board of censors and cannot be classed as obscene legally. Yahoo think they know better, however.
Let's just say South Park and uncles.
I also have my own favourite sayings:
Maturity is a concept invented by those less able to have fun than me.
A bird in the hand is a hand in the bush.... think about it...
2007-03-29 05:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
From my dad - His personal work motto
If you are feeling unmotivated just remember someone somewhere is having a shoe sale.
In a song - Alanis Morisette- Thankyou
How about those transparent dangling carrots
2007-03-29 05:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by mintycakeyfroggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a couple of lines always makes me smile.
2007-03-29 05:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, my mum always use to say to me and still does.."remember to put clean undies on, i don't want to be embarressed if you get knocked down"...ermmm mum, that would be the least of my worries lol..
And my daughter would say when she was wee, im want to be like my mum when i grow up, still smile at that...
2007-03-29 05:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by AngeleyesOddette... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whenever I have to parallel park or watch someone parallel park I alway have to say,
"Too Tight? You could like a jumbofucking jet in there."
2007-03-29 05:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a man said to a couple
to the lady " is this your boy friend"
Yes she replied
to the BF " mate you are batting way above your average"
now that always ticles me
2007-03-29 06:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by ghandi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie I love it a smile every time
2007-03-29 05:42:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Mum your embarrassing me shut up!!" My eight year old son says that all the time! "Mum stop dancing people are looking at you!" Again my eight year old son when were listening to music in the car, in the house in fact any where??!!!
2007-03-29 05:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This makes me chuckle:
"Don't kick a man when hes down... Unless you're sure he can't get up"
Ha!
2007-03-29 05:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by Lee.™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋