My daddy's aunt is crazy. She has guns hid all over her house in case someone breaks in on her.
She's the sweetest looking little old lady- like 5'2 and about 100 lbs soaking wet. Tight little perm and she always wears long dresses and aprons but she cusses like a sailor and does not understand for the life of her why my husband's not "packing heat."
I was going to do dishes for her one day and opened her dishwasher and there was a handgun and a couple boxes of bullets in there. She said she never learned how to use the dishwasher, but she's getting good use out of it anyway...
2007-03-29 05:19:17 · 18 answers · asked by Jen F 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol, pretty funny story.....
Don't know any that scary!
2007-03-29 05:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by k9mpgsd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take your scary old person over mine.On my mother's side there's grandpa George, who tries to shoot people out the kitchen window, but the shots always ricochet and blow holes in the floor- we put him in a home for everyones safety.
Then on my fathers side is "Big Mama"- a perv who likes to feel you up if you get too close, how many times this woman has grabbed my a** I don't know and asks things like "Are you airing out your baby's coody ?" WTF!!!!
be happy with the ones you've got, it could be worse.
2007-03-29 13:19:59 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandma was like that. We used to put her wheelchair out on the front porch on pretty days but she yelled and cursed so bad at the kids getting off the school bus that we had to bring her back inside. I adore crazy old folks!!
2007-03-29 12:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my grandmother is one of these that could be considered scarey but thats another story....
the elderly woman next door pops out of no where and calls me Janice and thanks me for giving me a cat whom she has named after her husband who has passed away several years ago.. She also informed me one day that the dead armadillo in her yard (which she was afraid of bc she didnt know what it was) had been put there by the devil.. - I keep my doors locked at night.
2007-03-30 18:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by non_stopangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL A am a frightening old person! Your aunt sounds like a wonderful person I could relate too:)
2007-03-29 12:25:24 · answer #5 · answered by Dylanne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have known people who think that you should have guns hidden in the hills because one day the government is going to come and take the guns away from every one
i just have to think that some one that nuts isn't really the one that i want to have a gun at that point
2007-03-29 12:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The elderly woman down the street. Same issue. Her name is Millie and she's retired military. She goes everywhere with this HUGE pistol even though she's half-blind and, usually, has been drinking. I'm not sure if I'm more afraid of her shooting me...or hitting me with that big, blue boat of a car she has....
2007-03-29 12:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by dingobluefoot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My goodness she sounds like quite the character. I can't say I know any scary old people.
2007-03-29 12:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know of a frightening P&S user of an unknown age!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmD0r4.s5ypIWPiBmE1iJ4Dsy6IX?qid=20070328095653AAN9r9E
claims victory over George!
Viva La GEORGE!
2007-03-29 12:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by saneasylum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing you don't let the kids play around her house.
2007-03-29 12:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by soulburner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know any old people that aren't frightening to some degree.
2007-03-29 12:22:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋