what did you eat for breakfast that gave you the worst gas and you had to hold it in at work all day?

Answer 1

My daily low carb, low fat seasoned onion and soy bacon bits omelet. Does the trick every time and for several hours and barely tolerable.

Answer 2

I didn't have it for breakfast but I had White Castle the night before and woke up with bad gas and no amount of going to the bathroom helped. So I had to go to work and try to hold it in all day. Worst cramping I have ever had. And when I did let if fly it smelled like rat burgers. UGH!

Answer 3

Holding it in is a a novel concept. Perhaps i will try it some day. i usually remove myself from others and go to the bathroom where there is a fan; or if i can go outside where the wind can carry the "aroma" to distan places and not cause any damage.
This gives rise to the possibility of developing a chair that contains a cylinder of fragrance that would be relesased upon gas expulsion , similar to a glade plug-in. Food for thought.WOW.

Answer 4

Honey Nut Cheerios.

Answer 5

I had some scrambled eggs with cheese that gave me the runs really bad. But I couldn't hold it in, I had to go at work.

Answer 6

McDonalds Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuits tear me up!

Answer 7

Breakfast burrito. But we're kinda like family around here so it's okay to fart in front of each other.

Answer 8

Hard boiled eggs and oatmeal on the side. Gas and squirts...it wasn't pretty. But at least that day no one could truthfully say I was full of sh*it....LMAO

Answer 9

Onions!

Aarrgghh!

Answer 10

I ate a polar sausage and it caused me serious gas. I had it all day.