There are too many good ones for me to pick just one.
2007-03-29 04:42:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck Norris does not do push ups, he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
There is not theory of evolution, only the animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
2007-03-29 04:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is currently suing the band Earth, Wind and Fire, claiming that he is all three combined.
When Chuck Norris takes a leak, a rainbow appears
It is said that the U.S. Army does not have enough bullets to kill the solders of the Chinese army in the event of an invasion. Lucky for us, Chuck Norris' foot doesn't need ammo
God never makes an appearence on earth because Chuck Norris won't let him
Just a few
2007-03-29 11:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by T B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Top 3
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, He waits
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down
2007-03-29 11:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
2007-03-29 11:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My top 3:
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuch Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
2007-03-29 11:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by Kris B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark....The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris...lol
2007-03-29 11:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer....too bad he can't cry
2007-03-29 11:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by ESTamez 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the fact that he IS chuck norris! I LOVE HIM â¥
2007-03-29 11:46:00 · answer #8 · answered by BubbleGumBoobs! 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
there are no such thing as extinct animals, chuck just picks which ones can live.......
when chuck does push ups , he's not really pushing himself up... he's pushing the world down.....
2007-03-29 11:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by dawn_in_daytona 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he has a ranch near where I live called the Lone Wolf
2007-03-29 11:45:19 · answer #10 · answered by valgal115 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋