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of crap do you think you've excreted in your life time?

2007-03-29 04:38:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I just turned 45. Let's make some assumptions:
Assumption #1= the average person grows a tail once a day.
Assumption #2 = the brown spike weighs about 1 lb.
Assumption #3 = 365 days in a year x 45 years

Answer =16,425 lbs of fecal matter has come out of me.

2007-03-29 04:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by I socket 2 · 1 0

about 500

2007-03-29 11:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Enough to create Oprah Winfrey.

2007-03-29 11:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Thousands.

2007-03-29 11:51:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ben N 6 · 1 0

I'm such a smart @ss that my friends are always saying I'm full of crap. Sooo...probably a lot.

2007-03-29 11:42:34 · answer #5 · answered by zinntwinnies 6 · 1 0

It would depend on your diet. I don't eat a lot, but I do eat a lot of Tex-Mex and Buffalo wings. I think that would improve my numbers a bit.

2007-03-29 11:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by Kris B 5 · 1 0

500 pounds. I've been keeping track

2007-03-29 11:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by Lupita 5 · 0 0

like 150

2007-03-29 11:40:15 · answer #8 · answered by Reina 2 · 1 0

Does this include the number of elections I've voted in?

2007-03-29 11:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by Iggy 7 · 1 0

Great...now I have to start weighting it from now on.
I knew I should've kept a record of it.!!

2007-03-29 11:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by maggie209 5 · 1 0

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